Life Lesson #1 Never take a pit bull camping! - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 09-04-2016, 06:32 PM

So I took the red nosed pit camping. I knew he would get cold so I brought him two heavy blankets. What I forgot for some unknown reason is that pit bulls are notorious bed hogs. If you try to sleep in the same room with them they will end up in your bed in the middle of the night if your bed is even 1% more comfortable than theirs. So at around 3 am I wake up and I am half on my mattress and my back is hurting from sleeping uneven. Of course the pit was sleeping well on the bottom half of my mattress. I could not get back to sleep so it fucked me up for a few days. And my back still hurts. Pit bulls and camping do not mix. VERY important life lesson.

loreen · 09-04-2016, 11:47 PM

I love sleeping with my dog. But she's small

CurrentlySober · 09-05-2016, 01:19 AM

Use your dog as a pillow. Problem solved

_Richard_ · 09-05-2016, 01:20 AM

seems like the dog was just fine lol

MiamiBoyz · 09-05-2016, 03:29 AM

You think that is bad try sleeping with 2 chihuahuas!

nakeddutch · 09-05-2016, 03:43 AM

next time, bring a bitch and fuck her in her ass!

ContentPimp · 09-05-2016, 03:50 AM

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09-04-2016, 06:32 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,462	Life Lesson #1 Never take a pit bull camping! So I took the red nosed pit camping. I knew he would get cold so I brought him two heavy blankets. What I forgot for some unknown reason is that pit bulls are notorious bed hogs. If you try to sleep in the same room with them they will end up in your bed in the middle of the night if your bed is even 1% more comfortable than theirs. So at around 3 am I wake up and I am half on my mattress and my back is hurting from sleeping uneven. Of course the pit was sleeping well on the bottom half of my mattress. I could not get back to sleep so it fucked me up for a few days. And my back still hurts. Pit bulls and camping do not mix. VERY important life lesson.

09-05-2016, 01:20 AM	#4
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,986	seems like the dog was just fine lol

09-05-2016, 03:29 AM	#5
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