Paul Markham cannot afford a cup of coffee - GoFuckYourself.com

sarettah · 09-05-2016, 11:53 AM

Proof:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...uy-coffee.html

Yet he wants to tell you how to run your business.

Go figure.

This is obviously meant to be a snarky, satirical post. If it bothers you then get a life, please. ;p

mineistaken · 09-05-2016, 12:15 PM

It would be an honor to buy legend a coffee.

AdultKing · 09-05-2016, 12:15 PM

I thought that when reading the thread.

Personally I think he can afford a cup of coffee however I question the sanity of anyone who would place themselves in the position of being trapped on a coffee date with him

NatalieK · 09-05-2016, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Proof:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...uy-coffee.html

Yet he wants to tell you how to run your business.

Go figure.

This is obviously meant to be a snarky, satirical post. If it bothers you then get a life, please. ;p

https://gfy.com/21144082-post3.html

seems can afford the coffee by for pretty girls only

Brian8377 · 09-05-2016, 02:17 PM

I would buy him a cup and drop a rohypnol in it. That way I could enjoy my coffee in peace.

Struggle4Bucks · 09-05-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Paul Markham cannot afford a cup of coffee

To speak from the spirit of Paul Markham... I would say...

A profitable life is not only about making money... it is also about lowering costs

EddyTheDog · 09-05-2016, 03:17 PM

I can believe it - In London Pawn shops are opening up next to StarBucks...

Rochard · 09-05-2016, 07:37 PM

He is retired and has cancer. Cut the man some slack.

Speigelau · 09-05-2016, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

I question the sanity of anyone who would place themselves in the position of being trapped on a coffee date with him

Sheer hell, can you imagine trying to slip away after 30 min of him rambling on and on. Would be like a blind date with an ugly girl where you're just looking for that opening to get away.

Paul Markham · 09-05-2016, 10:47 PM

Why should a celeb buy his own coffee? LOL

I could charge people to drink coffee with me. LOL

ContentPimp · 09-05-2016, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Why should a celeb buy his own coffee? LOL

I could charge people to drink coffee with me. LOL

and only a Paul Markham would do something like that

j3rkules · 09-06-2016, 02:38 AM

I could buy him one at the show.

JFK · 09-06-2016, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

It would be an honor to buy legend a coffee.

I would be happy to !

Paul Markham · 09-07-2016, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ContentPimp

and only a Paul Markham would do something like that

OK so now we need a ticket seller.

NatalieK · 09-07-2016, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Why should a celeb buy his own coffee? LOL

I could charge people to drink coffee with me. LOL

this ^

AdultKing · 09-09-2016, 01:37 AM

I just bought two scenes for one of my tubes from Paul via AdultCentro. That should cover at least one coffee

Paul Markham · 09-09-2016, 02:04 AM

Thanks Robert, anyone else want to buy some content? LOL

AdultKing · 09-09-2016, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Thanks Robert, anyone else want to buy some content? LOL

I'll give Paul a big thumbs up on his prices of individual scenes. Not many 10 - 20 minute or longer scenes are available for only $6 from many other licensors. However there are some great prices on content at Adult Centro.

I wonder what the cut Adult Centro gets is of that ?

arock10 · 09-09-2016, 12:11 PM

Coffee is just beans and water it should be free no one will buy it

Denny · 09-09-2016, 12:29 PM

Paul is in Brno. I'm in Brno too

SilentKnight · 09-09-2016, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Why should a celeb buy his own coffee? LOL

I could charge people to drink coffee with me. LOL

You could regale them with tales of your delusional condition.

Paul Markham · 09-10-2016, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

I'll give Paul a big thumbs up on his prices of individual scenes. Not many 10 - 20 minute or longer scenes are available for only $6 from many other licensors. However there are some great prices on content at Adult Centro.

I wonder what the cut Adult Centro gets is of that ?

Thank you. AC take 25% which is fine by me. Just nice to have a toe in the pond. Might even start a site and write my stories wrapped around the girls I knew.

wehateporn · 09-10-2016, 03:18 AM

I would certainly buy you a coffee Paul

k0nr4d · 09-10-2016, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You could regale them with tales of your delusional condition.

"Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles..."

romeo22 · 09-10-2016, 12:46 PM

his new business is comming soon

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