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Old 09-15-2016, 09:03 AM   #1
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An ugly woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

An ugly woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would u think they're twins, one is tall, other is short, they don't look anything like each other! Are u blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied,"I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would fuck u twice." !!
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Old 09-15-2016, 09:08 AM   #2
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Ooo, nice, another out of work former store clerk clogging the unemployment line.
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Old 09-15-2016, 02:48 PM   #4
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Old 09-15-2016, 02:50 PM   #5
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reminds me of...

a guy is buying condoms at a store... clerk asks: "do you need a bag?"

















"no, she is not that ugly..."
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Old 09-15-2016, 03:04 PM   #6
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Old 09-15-2016, 03:24 PM   #7
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Old 09-15-2016, 03:25 PM   #8
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I know a lot of mothers like that.. I'm like really??

Good joke
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Old 09-15-2016, 04:00 PM   #9
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I approve this message. We need more jokers around here.
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An ugly woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would u think they're twins, one is tall, other is short, they don't look anything like each other! Are u blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied,"I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would fuck u twice." !!


wishing there was a massive "laugh out loud" rather than these above...

That was hilarious, nice one AAC, thanks
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Old 09-16-2016, 03:24 PM   #16
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she deserves slap on her big ass
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