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Old 10-24-2016, 01:59 PM   #1
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We have a cute mail lady..

So this morning while I was alone in the house I decided I wanted the mail lady to touch my cock.
We have this awkward letterbox where the mail won't go through unless you push your fingers through first and use the gap to guide in the letters.
I was pretty horny just thinking about it but when I saw her coming close just a few doors away I stripped naked. I could see her tits bouncing beneath her blue shirt.

Getting into position was tough. I didn't anticipate how high the letter box was and my erect penis just wasn't long enough to reach the gap.
I ended up kneeling on a chair, squatting.

Their is a window above the mail box which is lightly frosted I could see anyone coming up the drive but it never crossed my mind you would be able to see me too.

As I saw her fingers come through the letterbox I thrusted up a few times with my erect penis coming into contact with her flesh once.
The third thrust I felt an intense pain and then saw blood.

My penis had received a paper cut.

For the next 10 minutes I wept.
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Old 10-24-2016, 02:31 PM   #2
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Is GFY turning into 4chan?
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Old 10-24-2016, 02:49 PM   #3
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Is GFY turning into 4chan?
Yes, yes it is. Either that or AVN takes it down.
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Old 10-24-2016, 02:58 PM   #4
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You raped the mail lady?
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Old 10-24-2016, 02:59 PM   #5
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You raped the mail lady?
No but she touched me..
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