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MiamiBoyz · 10-26-2016, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I haven't but I have always wondered what it would be like.

Many people fantasise about fucking Taylor Swift, Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus.

I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck Kim Kardashian.

Is your mom famous?

Scott McD · 10-26-2016, 11:12 AM

Well this went well

Smack dat · 10-26-2016, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Is your mom famous?

Yeah, it's Kim Kardashian

Dayum!

VikingMan · 10-26-2016, 11:59 AM

What a bunch of fags! Grow a pair and name names! Hell I just admitted I am eskimo brothers with Esai Morales. I think the problem is that people who live in areas that are not typically colonized with celebs do not believe all of these daily interactions with celebs so sometimes we don't say anything in fear of being called a liar. If you have ever lived in LA, NYC, or South Beach you have rubbed shoulders with many celebs so I tend to share my stories with those people because they also have stories.

I have some where I got cock blocked but was very close to sealing the deal:

Jenna Jameson (the super hot version before she went off the deep end with pills). I was cock blocked by a fuck who posts on GFY.
Sprague Grayden from Jerico, 24, NCIS New Orleans, and a gazillion other shows and movies Sprague Grayden - IMDb
Cock blocked by the neighborhood busy body crew who befriended her and she hung out with from time to time. The fatherless beta males in that group warned her about me because I defended a woman from some homeless dudes who were messing with her and instead of being nice about it I threatened to crack the homeless dudes heads open. That was my first experience with west coast pussy fart males who think passive aggressive/stab you in the back behavior is superior to open and honest aggression.

TimS · 10-26-2016, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

. . . If you have ever lived in LA, NYC, or South Beach you have rubbed shoulders with many celebs so I tend to share my stories with those people because they also have stories.

Agree with the South Beach thing although in my day it was more the Coconut Grove thing in the 70's and 80's. Fun times were had by all ;-)

BaldBastard · 10-26-2016, 12:14 PM

I had a 3some with Leeza Gibbons when I was 20 :P never fucked her but there was a lot of groping and smooching going on, was in a Spa in NZ mid 80's. The other guy did and ended up marrying her for a few months, crazy times.

I used to be a Chef and also played squash! the hotel I was working at had a squash court and I was listed for any guests that wanted a game, played this guy for a few hours then we headed to spa afterwards which is where we meet up with Gibbons.. and her mom. Mom left and then it was all on. hehehe.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 10-26-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

What a bunch of fags! Grow a pair and name names! Hell I just admitted I am eskimo brothers with Esai Morales. I think the problem is that people who live in areas that are not typically colonized with celebs do not believe all of these daily interactions with celebs so sometimes we don't say anything in fear of being called a liar. If you have ever lived in LA, NYC, or South Beach you have rubbed shoulders with many celebs so I tend to share my stories with those people because they also have stories.

I have some where I got cock blocked but was very close to sealing the deal:

Jenna Jameson (the super hot version before she went off the deep end with pills). I was cock blocked by a fuck who posts on GFY.
Sprague Grayden from Jerico, 24, NCIS New Orleans, and a gazillion other shows and movies Sprague Grayden - IMDb
Cock blocked by the neighborhood busy body crew who befriended her and she hung out with from time to time. The fatherless beta males in that group warned her about me because I defended a woman from some homeless dudes who were messing with her and instead of being nice about it I threatened to crack the homeless dudes heads open. That was my first experience with west coast pussy fart males who think passive aggressive/stab you in the back behavior is superior to open and honest aggression.

So in other words no, you have not fucked any celebrities. Wouldn't that have just been easier?

SilentKnight · 10-26-2016, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

So in other words no, you have not fucked any celebrities. Wouldn't that have just been easier?

Horatio Caine · 10-26-2016, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

So in other words no, you have not fucked any celebrities. Wouldn't that have just been easier?

Bwaaaahaaaaaa

Caitlin BongaCash · 10-27-2016, 01:21 AM

when I was a teen, dreamed of becoming a celebrity, now I wish that this never happened

charlie g · 10-27-2016, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Wrong, it was funny.

i lolled 56789098643

I have fucked a well known person, wouldnt call her a star. I have fucked a couple of stars' family members

AaronM · 10-30-2016, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

If fucking 6 month old babies make you laugh you got issues.

Fucking 6 month old babies would not make me laugh, it would make me a pedophile.

JOKING about pedophilia is something completely different. That said....Perhaps escorpio was also way under age at the time he claims to have fucked them? Maybe he did it on the pre-school playground behind the bushes while they were classmates? The 6 month old thing is quite the stretch considering the Olsen Twins made their TV debut when they were 6 years old, not 6 months. For all we know, escorpio was born in 1987 and is actually younger than the Olsen Twins. Could be they initiated the encounter. Who's to say?

Rape isn't funny either right?

LovinNothin · 10-30-2016, 11:09 PM

I hi-five'd Christina Apple gate once, then quickly masturbated afterwards. That was the closest to celebrity sex I've ever had.

armysmoke · 10-31-2016, 02:17 AM

I got a kiss from Lydia Lei from Doctor Detroit when I was in my early teens. Does that count?

CurrentlySober · 10-31-2016, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

amaze us. Larry Grayson? John Inman?

Paul_BongaCash · 10-31-2016, 03:34 AM

naah, not yet, but after watching Vikings would hit for Katheryn Winnick

nico-t · 10-31-2016, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

If fucking 6 month old babies make you laugh you got issues.

Proof that women just don't understand how humor works and what makes things funny. Now carry on taking everything seriously, must be great

Phoenix · 10-31-2016, 04:54 AM

I hear these days you sign a NDA before meeting up

scarlettcontent · 10-31-2016, 07:22 AM

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10-26-2016, 11:59 AM	#54
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,485	What a bunch of fags! Grow a pair and name names! Hell I just admitted I am eskimo brothers with Esai Morales. I think the problem is that people who live in areas that are not typically colonized with celebs do not believe all of these daily interactions with celebs so sometimes we don't say anything in fear of being called a liar. If you have ever lived in LA, NYC, or South Beach you have rubbed shoulders with many celebs so I tend to share my stories with those people because they also have stories. I have some where I got cock blocked but was very close to sealing the deal: Jenna Jameson (the super hot version before she went off the deep end with pills). I was cock blocked by a fuck who posts on GFY. Sprague Grayden from Jerico, 24, NCIS New Orleans, and a gazillion other shows and movies Sprague Grayden - IMDb Cock blocked by the neighborhood busy body crew who befriended her and she hung out with from time to time. The fatherless beta males in that group warned her about me because I defended a woman from some homeless dudes who were messing with her and instead of being nice about it I threatened to crack the homeless dudes heads open. That was my first experience with west coast pussy fart males who think passive aggressive/stab you in the back behavior is superior to open and honest aggression.

10-26-2016, 12:14 PM	#56
BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 15,923	I had a 3some with Leeza Gibbons when I was 20 :P never fucked her but there was a lot of groping and smooching going on, was in a Spa in NZ mid 80's. The other guy did and ended up marrying her for a few months, crazy times. I used to be a Chef and also played squash! the hotel I was working at had a squash court and I was listed for any guests that wanted a game, played this guy for a few hours then we headed to spa afterwards which is where we meet up with Gibbons.. and her mom. Mom left and then it was all on. hehehe.

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armysmoke Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,605	I got a kiss from Lydia Lei from Doctor Detroit when I was in my early teens. Does that count?