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Donald Trump is having a Thank You tour!
The most awesome God Emperor Donald J Trump is going on a Thank You tour! I think he's addicted to campaigning and can't get enough of speaking in front of tens of thousands of people. I can't wait to watch his live streams and all the awesome craziness that comes with it! I voted for this man simply for entertainment and he's definitely not disappointing!
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He is addicted to clowns like you whom worship him. You provide him with the god complex he craves..
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Saw a sign off the highway today that was a campaign ad and now says Thank You!
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Thanks for being a sucker, basically.
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Better than crooked old hag supporter. Would have voted for almost anyone over her.
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Voted Trump not that it mattered since Chicago and Hillary has all the free dead people votes here.
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Who else did you vote for down ticket & what initiatives? I voted to make recreational marijuana legal and no condoms in porn ![]() |
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Go down to Ballot Issues here Your 2016 general election voter guide - redeyechicago.com and that was the extra shit on mine. |
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At least that crooked old hag is competent and can handle her shit. The voters of America have just become Trump's latest mark in his lifelong con game. Well, just enough of them anyway.
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He's doing exactly what he promised and he's not even in the White House yet! He looks like a legit guy who gives a shit about his country!
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/29/bu...n-us.html?_r=0 |
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The shepherd has to keep his flock amused before, during, and after he ass fucks them.
OMG! He's so cool for doing a thank you tour, who cares if he's going back on his promise to drain the swap and buck the establishment!
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:)
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Snipped from the article you posted. ------------------------------------------------ Political symbolism aside, saving 1,000 Carrier jobs doesn?t loom so large in an economy that?s created an average of 181,000 jobs a month this year, noted Jared Bernstein, a liberal economist who served as adviser in the Obama administration from 2009 to 2011.
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant |
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Does he have an army of snakes who can grease the wheels for him with taxpayer money? By the way, this is all not secret information. Trump Gives in to Economic Blackmail with Deal to Keep Carrier Jobs in the U.S. | Vanity Fair Indiana official: Carrier deal is about federal contracts - POLITICO
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he's a giant phony ass con man. You can just look at what's on his head and realize he's a fraud. Even his hair wouldn't hold up to any mount of scrutiny. It doesn't take a genius to listen to him speak for more than 30 seconds and not know he's so full of shit it's coming out his ears. You idiots eat it up and ask for seconds. How do you get through a fucking day? Actually, I'm not talking about you directly. You seem to have some sense.
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It's half funny, and half just outright pathetic.
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Maybe a global thermonuclear war or two.
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He's draining the "swamp" right into his cabinet. I'm pretty sure every single cabinet appointment he's made has been a lobbyist. The last 2 were Wall Street Elite's. He has completely reversed his rhetoric about banning Muslims. He's gone from giant brick wall to a rigidity fence and Mexico's no longer paying but you are. He's gone from destroying Obamacare to modifying it. He's gone from putting Hillary in jail to not doing that. Please tell me what exactly he has done which is what he promised you.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't move the goal posts because he's your guy that lied to you, be honest now and tell us which of the things he promised to do, that he's doing.. Trump is gonna be the biggest abortion since Nixon. |
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Do you think that maybe, just maybe, you should apply the word "crooked" to Trump now?
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You are some special kind of sadist if you voted the president of your country just for comic reasons..
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Using tax breaks to bribe Carrier to keep jobs in America is exactly opposite of his promise to fine & penalize companies threatening to take jobs to Mexico. Giving his billionaire feiends, with no government exerience, jobs at the treaury and making a Goldman Sachs shill head of the treasury is FILLING the whitehouse with the swamp, not draining it and the Republican led House & Senate are going to vote to approve all these men in for Trump. |
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^^ fake nick ^^
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What purpose does this tour serve other than to have his followers adore him? Like he won the world series and needs to have a parade in his honor. You didn't go to the fucking moon...you have to do a very difficult job of which it's scope your brain cannot handle. Congratulate yourself after 4 years of not destroying all of the progress made.
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So Drumpf is "too busy" working on his transition team so he had to settle a court case where swindled thousands of people out of tens of millions of dollars but he has time to go a "thank you tour"? Seriously?
LOL.
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"hey Pencey ...you handle all of this crap for me. I'm going on tour so I can shake the hands of the sweaty mongoloids who elected me, and kiss their waterhead babies".
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He is doing everything he can in order to avoid starting the presidency already.
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Going on tour = more MAGA merch sold.
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