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Bladewire · 11-02-2016, 01:59 PM

New photos show the historic limestone slab where the body of Jesus is believed to have been laid out after his crucifixion.

The burial slab inside the chamber of Jesus?s tomb in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in the Old City of Jerusalem has not been seen since at least 1555 AD, when it was encased by layers of marble.

Last week, the burial tomb was opened and the marble covering the original surface removed by a conservation team from the National Technical University of Athens. Researchers had 60 hours of access to the tomb before it was resealed.

?I?m absolutely amazed. My knees are shaking a little bit because I wasn?t expecting this,? said Fredrik Hiebert the archaeologist-in-residence for National Geographic, which had exclusive access to the restoration project at the church.

?We can?t say 100 percent, but it appears to be visible proof that the location of the tomb has not shifted through time, something that scientists and historians have wondered for decades.?

Jesus? burial slab uncovered for the first time in centuries | New York Post

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2016, 02:04 PM

The invention of Jesus' divinity was a political move made by the roman emperor Constantine ...

wehateporn · 11-02-2016, 02:12 PM

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The invention of Jesus' divinity was a political move made by the roman emperor Constantine ...

Instead of worshipping the Sun, they switched the Sun with Jesus, left most other stuff the same, nice scam

Bladewire · 11-02-2016, 02:13 PM

Spunky · 11-02-2016, 02:14 PM

Blasphemy

The Porn Nerd · 11-02-2016, 02:18 PM

So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

HomerSimpson · 11-02-2016, 05:42 PM

blackmonsters · 11-02-2016, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Jesus had some balls to do what he did so this pic proves it's him.

Bladewire · 11-02-2016, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Jesus had some balls to do what he did so this pic proves it's him.

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2016, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

There is actually a heresy that states that Jesus, given his miracle man status, switched his place with somebody else in the cross

.

Paul Markham · 11-03-2016, 12:20 AM

Christianity is based on lies. Like all religions.

Look Chang · 11-03-2016, 01:36 AM

"Religion is the opium of the masses" (Karl Marx)

MiamiBoyz · 11-03-2016, 02:59 AM

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

Bladewire · 11-03-2016, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

JFK · 11-03-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

God bless George

PR_Glen · 11-03-2016, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Christianity is based on lies. Like all religions.

just like most conspiracy theories.

Bladewire · 11-03-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

just like most conspiracy theories.

Excellent observations

Hannes · 11-03-2016, 01:24 PM

just here to see what the jesus freaks say

j3rkules · 11-03-2016, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

Hilarious.

Smack dat · 11-03-2016, 03:43 PM

Christianity is like GFY

Stupid and useless.

SBJ · 11-03-2016, 03:54 PM

crockett · 11-03-2016, 04:04 PM

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God bless George

He was always my favorite critical thinker.

CaptainHowdy · 11-03-2016, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Christianity is like GFY

Stupid and useless.

Smack DAT!

imabro · 11-03-2016, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

Yeah, kind of messes with the original story

imabro · 11-03-2016, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

There is actually a heresy that states that Jesus, given his miracle man status, switched his place with somebody else in the cross

.

Never heard that, link?

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