Amy Schumer Wore Red Lipstick for the First Time and It Was Amazing - GoFuckYourself.com

Coup · 12-11-2016, 11:32 PM

That's right, think about it for a second: We never see Amy Schumer wear red lipstick?or any loud lip color, for that matter. A quick scan back through her red-carpet appearances confirmed that she almost always goes with shiny nude lipstick shades, opting instead to play up her eyes. But for an event in New York City last night, she ventured outside her makeup comfort zone and wear a particularly vivid shade of red. "Trying something new," makeup artist Andrea Tiller noted in a shot she posted of the look she created on Schumer to match the comedian's slinky bright-red Calvin Klein dress. The lip color she used: Laura Mercier True Red Lip Pencil, topped with Dior Creme De Rose Smoothing Plumping Lip Balm.

What we love most about this is that, in true Schumer fashion, it gives the middle finger to one outdated "rule" of makeup: that women with small mouths and/or thin lips shouldn't wear bold lipstick. It's true that more natural lip shades, notably those with a glossy finish, give the illusion of plumping the lips up, while bright colors like this tend to visually shrink them, but who's to say the goal should always be to make lips look bigger? Sometimes a girl just wants to have a big-color moment, and the small-lipped among us are no exception. We love how this fun color and different makeup approach shifts the focus to Schumer's pretty-though-petite lips, while adding playful brightness to her entire face. May this photo give courage to shy lipstick wearers everywhere?toss out any "rules" you've taken to heart over the years and wear whatever shade strikes your fancy. As long as you're loving it, you'll look smashing.

Coup · 12-11-2016, 11:34 PM

Stop size hate IMO

Google Expert · 12-12-2016, 12:02 AM

Body positive, IMO

JesseQuinn · 12-12-2016, 12:21 AM

it is indeed a proud day in the struggle. in donning that ravishing red gloss she struck a blow of defiance, that no more will we bow to the tyranny of the cosmetic industry. she is in all actuality rewriting the rules of aesthetic protocol for fancy ladies.

no more shall we cower in shame and be denied our inalienable right to lips of crimson

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MiamiBoyz · 12-12-2016, 12:25 AM

The bitch also found her tiny dick!

Coup · 12-12-2016, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

it is indeed a proud day in the struggle. in donning that ravishing red gloss she struck a blow of defiance, that no more will we bow to the tyranny of the cosmetic industry. she is in all actuality rewriting the rules of aesthetic protocol for fancy ladies.

no more shall we cower in shame and be denied our inalienable right to lips of crimson

.

JesseQuinn · 12-12-2016, 01:19 AM

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hmmmmm....both excellent contributions to the campaign

I'll caucus with our supporters, think some a/b tests to quantify the impact of each on ctr might be in order

CaptainHowdy · 12-12-2016, 07:04 AM

Red lipstick = Patriarchy.

The Porn Nerd · 12-12-2016, 08:35 AM

You can put lipstick on a pig but...it's still a pig.

JFK · 12-12-2016, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

You can put lipstick on a pig but...it's still a pig.

HowlingWulf · 12-12-2016, 09:20 AM

This isn't even worthy enough for GFY, and that's saying a lot.

JesseQuinn · 12-12-2016, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by HowlingWulf

This isn't even worthy enough for GFY, and that's saying a lot.

this is exactly what happens when you let the riff raff in. sarettah's Great Wall will seal the borders again the hordes who wish to destroy all that you hold most precious.

ErectMedia · 12-12-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

You can put lipstick on a pig but...it's still a pig.

+1

Deport that PIG

SilentKnight · 12-12-2016, 02:03 PM

oppoten · 12-12-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

in true Schumer fashion, it gives the middle finger

Jewish girls as classy as ever.

"butz we're breaking down tabooz, yanno..."

Linkster · 12-12-2016, 02:36 PM

So you copy a story from Glamour dot com that means fuck to anyone here - and who the fuck is Amy Schumer
GFY

oppoten · 12-12-2016, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

You can put lipstick on a pig but...it's still a pig.

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Originally Posted by Linkster

and who the fuck is Amy Schumer
GFY

Anti-Schumites ITT! Call the ADL!!

Linkster · 12-12-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by oppoten

Anti-Schumites ITT! Call the ADL!!

Google that - and this comes up lol:
One of Donald Trump?s top foreign policy advisors has been accused of making anti-Semitic statements, including scoffing at the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust and boasting that he ousted Jews from the Defense Department.
Trump Foreign Policy Advisor Accused Of Anti-Semitism | Daily Wire

poncabare · 12-12-2016, 06:48 PM

shes disgusting no matter what she does

Coup · 12-12-2016, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

So you copy a story from Glamour dot com that means fuck to anyone here - and who the fuck is Amy Schumer
GFY

Dis me IRL

Busty2 · 12-12-2016, 06:57 PM

That's what you call polishing a turd

Bladewire · 12-12-2016, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

Spunky · 12-12-2016, 07:08 PM

2MuchMark · 12-12-2016, 11:10 PM

SHe's cute, she's funny, and she's smart.

Me like.

altmman · 12-12-2016, 11:16 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't think Amy Schumer is funny at all?
I'm all for girl comics, I like Sarah Silverman and some other people, but I've never laughed at any of Schumer's jokes at all.

romeo22 · 12-13-2016, 01:53 AM

Oh it doesnt look good

davidCRM · 12-13-2016, 02:17 AM

she's a gimmick. not bad, but not brilliant either.

pimpmaster9000 · 12-13-2016, 03:02 AM

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Coup 🚨 PBBC International 🚨 Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: /👁\ Posts: 9,931	Amy Schumer Wore Red Lipstick for the First Time and It Was Amazing That's right, think about it for a second: We never see Amy Schumer wear red lipstick?or any loud lip color, for that matter. A quick scan back through her red-carpet appearances confirmed that she almost always goes with shiny nude lipstick shades, opting instead to play up her eyes. But for an event in New York City last night, she ventured outside her makeup comfort zone and wear a particularly vivid shade of red. "Trying something new," makeup artist Andrea Tiller noted in a shot she posted of the look she created on Schumer to match the comedian's slinky bright-red Calvin Klein dress. The lip color she used: Laura Mercier True Red Lip Pencil, topped with Dior Creme De Rose Smoothing Plumping Lip Balm. What we love most about this is that, in true Schumer fashion, it gives the middle finger to one outdated "rule" of makeup: that women with small mouths and/or thin lips shouldn't wear bold lipstick. It's true that more natural lip shades, notably those with a glossy finish, give the illusion of plumping the lips up, while bright colors like this tend to visually shrink them, but who's to say the goal should always be to make lips look bigger? Sometimes a girl just wants to have a big-color moment, and the small-lipped among us are no exception. We love how this fun color and different makeup approach shifts the focus to Schumer's pretty-though-petite lips, while adding playful brightness to her entire face. May this photo give courage to shy lipstick wearers everywhere?toss out any "rules" you've taken to heart over the years and wear whatever shade strikes your fancy. As long as you're loving it, you'll look smashing.

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