So You Want To Be A Star? - - Epassporte's New Ad Campaign - GoFuckYourself.com

Rand · 04-09-2003, 06:37 PM

:: Shameless Plug ::

The team at epassporte has begun a new ad campaign that we released at the Phoenix Forum
(which by the way was awesome. Thanks Ron and all sponors. Good stuff).

We've already had a lot of fun with this and wanted to give
you a look. More to come.

Check out: https://www.epassporte.com/adultmarketing/

D-Money · 04-09-2003, 06:38 PM

Nice, can't wait to see a D$ ad!

traffic addict · 04-09-2003, 06:42 PM

TheGoldenChild · 04-09-2003, 06:48 PM

I want an ad with Too Short when we start up an account!

2 jews and a pimp on a passport....

I am TRULY a genius.

hahahaha

and stoned as hell.

TheGoldenChild · 04-09-2003, 06:49 PM

actually you should vote on who the webmasters think are stars RAND....

I mean an E Passport card in my wallet of ROGER V would make me tingly all day how about YOU?

ahahahaha

ronin · 04-09-2003, 06:50 PM

Shameless ..........you said it!

mike503 · 04-09-2003, 06:51 PM

i have some cockpics. can we work those in the campaign somewhere? free of charge. i will not make you pay to license them.

Kimmykim · 04-09-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Nice, can't wait to see a D$ ad!

Shhh, didn't we talk NDA

Jay_StandAhead · 04-09-2003, 06:52 PM

holy shit!

Choker · 04-09-2003, 07:01 PM

Oooooh I want one, can you guys use my dancing chicken at the top left hand side of this page http://chokinchicken.com/

Also looks like I will be pushing epassporte heavy very soon, so when will I be able to withdraw from my account to my bank account?? I really need to know this and a few other things, I'm still getting guys that are telling me that they can't get epassporte accounts. I have looked at all the other payment services and epassporte seems to be the best except for these two important details. I could get a processor but 10% fee is too much for me, I do not get chargebacks so I don't feel I should have to pay heavy fees. I really need to know a timeline please as my pricing needs to include processor fees. Thanks

Choker · 04-09-2003, 07:03 PM

Actually here's a bigger dancing chicken on this page

http://chokinchicken.com/arrows/arrows.htm

Kimmykim · 04-09-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
Also looks like I will be pushing epassporte heavy very soon, so when will I be able to withdraw from my account to my bank account?? I really need to know this and a few other things, I'm still getting guys that are telling me that they can't get epassporte accounts.

Choker, as much as I realize that you probably don't want to discuss anything with me, I think it's in your best interests to email me -- [email protected] --

This last sentence concerns me since it shouldn't be the case but then again I don't know how you have set your account up with us.

ACH is coming, Rome wasn't built in a day... there are certain criteria that have to be met with the programming and everything about it to make Visa happy, so that makes for some slow going on occasion.

rooster · 04-09-2003, 07:04 PM

ill have to second the WTF

Choker · 04-09-2003, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Choker, as much as I realize that you probably don't want to discuss anything with me, I think it's in your best interests to email me -- [email protected] --

This last sentence concerns me since it shouldn't be the case but then again I don't know how you have set your account up with us.

ACH is coming, Rome wasn't built in a day... there are certain criteria that have to be met with the programming and everything about it to make Visa happy, so that makes for some slow going on occasion.

I have a normal account there [email protected]
Right now with paypal I take the 3% hit when guys buy traffic. With epassporte the buyer takes a 5% hit. So if I use a alternative system that works like paypal then the math gets all thrown off. See my dilemna here? If the same people who now have paypal accounts can succesfully get epassporte accounts, then there will be no problems. I can make epssaporte the mainstream method of payments and just take the 5% hit the buyers take into consideration when I price my traffic.

Kimmykim · 04-09-2003, 07:18 PM

email me, you have a couple of options.

Rand · 04-10-2003, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
actually you should vote on who the webmasters think are stars RAND....

I mean an E Passport card in my wallet of ROGER V would make me tingly all day how about YOU?

ahahahaha

Tingly. That's a good word for it.

Go for it. I like the idea.

Anyone want to begin the nominations?

Or is Roger V the first to get a vote?

IKE · 04-10-2003, 09:25 AM

OMG!!

A ROGERV card. That just about sums it all up. Make that and all PK's payments go out via epassport. Our lives will finally be complete.

Nickatilynx · 04-10-2003, 09:41 AM

KK,

How you doin?

;)

TheGoldenChild · 04-10-2003, 09:59 AM

uh....

Let's see ya want good for the industry or strictly nicknames here Rand?

J $tyles is a character that goes back with Clay longer than anyone in this business I bet.

hmmmmmmmmm

this is not easy. Cheshire, Laurel from Hustler, ALY Drummond,

IKE? Brittany Andrews?

NINA?

ME??????????????????

TheGoldenChild · 04-10-2003, 10:01 AM

better yet make an essay contest rand- "WHY DO YOU WANNA BE ON AN E PASSPORTE CARD?

the responses should be hilarious and postable!

Chris Mallick · 04-10-2003, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
better yet make an essay contest rand- "WHY DO YOU WANNA BE ON AN E PASSPORTE CARD?

the responses should be hilarious and postable!

KB...

You need to put up a Poll or run the essay contest (some restrictions apply, not available in all areas, void where prohibited, yada, yada, yada).

We have a few more known faces ready and shooting ads as we speak. But I love your idea of the essay contest. LMK.
C

PS: Remember the D$ Marina del Rey Studio is always available for you guys...

Pornkings · 04-10-2003, 10:17 AM

Like I always say you don't lose your girl you lose your turn with the girls in this biz.
So you never know when you will need your E Passporte card to take another girl shopping. so don't leave home without it.

And thanks KB for the nomination

Chris Mallick · 04-10-2003, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
Like I always say you don't lose your girl you lose your turn with the girls in this biz.
So you never know when you will need your E Passporte card to take another girl shopping. so don't leave home without it.

And thanks KB for the nomination

Roger... you have a photog you like to use? LMK. We want to set up a shoot right away! email me at [email protected] and we will set it up. I'm thinking a pic of you with a crown...
C

Pornkings · 04-10-2003, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris Mallick

Roger... you have a photog you like to use? LMK. We want to set up a shoot right away! email me at [email protected] and we will set it up. I'm thinking a pic of you with a crown...
C

that would be funny. LOL

I'm in Tampa now maybe we can do it at the next show in florida or when I come to LA in a month or so?

unless all you need is a picture of me to alter

I'll hit you up check your mail

Rand · 04-10-2003, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
uh....

Let's see ya want good for the industry or strictly nicknames here Rand?

J $tyles is a character that goes back with Clay longer than anyone in this business I bet.

hmmmmmmmmm

this is not easy. Cheshire, Laurel from Hustler, ALY Drummond,

IKE? Brittany Andrews?

NINA?

ME??????????????????

Good nominations.

NDA reminders to any of those who might already be in the process of getting photographed!

Anyone who thinks they have what it takes to be in an ad, tell us your story.

Chris Mallick · 04-10-2003, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

that would be funny. LOL

I'm in Tampa now maybe we can do it at the next show in florida or when I come to LA in a month or so?

unless all you need is a picture of me to alter

I'll hit you up check your mail

We can do the shoot in LA next month. I'll check email and talk to you there.

C

TheGoldenChild · 04-10-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
Like I always say you don't lose your girl you lose your turn with the girls in this biz.
So you never know when you will need your E Passporte card to take another girl shopping. so don't leave home without it.

And thanks KB for the nomination

God knows Tiffany's should havd have your ass on a BLUE BOX THREE YEARS ago with the amount of shit you buy in there for the waitress'

Or at least BeBe Should now to called Rogrog

Kimmykim · 04-10-2003, 11:06 AM

One of the requirements of doing an ad is that you sign an NDA -- you cannot tell anyone that you've done it or when it might be shown.

Other than that you need to have a name that isn't specifically yours -- i.e. we won't be shooting Chris Mallick (unless we can call him, um, er... ok never mind, let's not shoot Mallick lol) --

There will be 12 of these in total, and I've got a couple emails in my box now from folks who'd like to participate so if you are interested by all means let one of us know asap -- they are scheduled to run one per month so we can put them in the Klixxx and AVN print editions as well as online --

Chris Mallick · 04-10-2003, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
One of the requirements of doing an ad is that you sign an NDA -- you cannot tell anyone that you've done it or when it might be shown.

Other than that you need to have a name that isn't specifically yours -- i.e. we won't be shooting Chris Mallick (unless we can call him, um, er... ok never mind, let's not shoot Mallick lol) --

There will be 12 of these in total, and I've got a couple emails in my box now from folks who'd like to participate so if you are interested by all means let one of us know asap -- they are scheduled to run one per month so we can put them in the Klixxx and AVN print editions as well as online --

... "let's not shoot Mallick..." Not something I hear everyday. Thanks KK!
C

JustJen · 04-10-2003, 11:41 AM

OMG. Kim, I am all flustered!!!!! You look SO hot! Way to go girly!

And honestly.... Roger.... perfect choice.

Jakke PNG · 04-10-2003, 11:53 AM

I thought I'd contribute to the cause.

Jakke PNG · 04-10-2003, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
One of the requirements of doing an ad is that you sign an NDA -- you cannot tell anyone that you've done it or when it might be shown.

Ahh, crap. Sorry.

Kimmykim · 04-10-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Ahh, crap. Sorry.

Now you're in trouble, baby

)))

JFK · 04-10-2003, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay[neX]
holy shit!

Holy shit is Right,"Delucious"

Rand · 04-10-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I thought I'd contribute to the cause.

I was waiting for the first one of these.

LOL!!!!

Who's got a Travolta pic?

Peaches · 04-10-2003, 03:10 PM

I hate to be an anal retentive grammar bitch

, but it should read:

For WHOMever you want to be....

(and I shall expect a billion dollar payment for saving you major embarrassment before your ad campaign goes national

)

Yo Adrian · 04-10-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
I want an ad with Too Short when we start up an account!

2 jews and a pimp on a passport....

I am TRULY a genius.

hahahaha

and stoned as hell.

04-09-2003, 06:37 PM	#1
Rand Industry Vet Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Santa Monica, CA Posts: 2,663	So You Want To Be A Star? - - Epassporte's New Ad Campaign :: Shameless Plug :: The team at epassporte has begun a new ad campaign that we released at the Phoenix Forum (which by the way was awesome. Thanks Ron and all sponors. Good stuff). We've already had a lot of fun with this and wanted to give you a look. More to come. Check out: https://www.epassporte.com/adultmarketing/ __________________ -- Rand Payment Industry - Communications - Quality Assurance

04-09-2003, 06:38 PM	#2
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TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I want an ad with Too Short when we start up an account! 2 jews and a pimp on a passport.... I am TRULY a genius. hahahaha and stoned as hell.

04-09-2003, 06:49 PM	#5
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	actually you should vote on who the webmasters think are stars RAND.... I mean an E Passport card in my wallet of ROGER V would make me tingly all day how about YOU? ahahahaha

04-09-2003, 06:50 PM	#6
ronin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Main St. Posts: 1,300	Shameless ..........you said it!

04-09-2003, 07:01 PM	#10
Choker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orlando Posts: 9,024	Oooooh I want one, can you guys use my dancing chicken at the top left hand side of this page http://chokinchicken.com/ Also looks like I will be pushing epassporte heavy very soon, so when will I be able to withdraw from my account to my bank account?? I really need to know this and a few other things, I'm still getting guys that are telling me that they can't get epassporte accounts. I have looked at all the other payment services and epassporte seems to be the best except for these two important details. I could get a processor but 10% fee is too much for me, I do not get chargebacks so I don't feel I should have to pay heavy fees. I really need to know a timeline please as my pricing needs to include processor fees. Thanks __________________ ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466 Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/ Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers. http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

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Choker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orlando Posts: 9,024	Actually here's a bigger dancing chicken on this page http://chokinchicken.com/arrows/arrows.htm __________________ ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466 Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/ Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers. http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

04-09-2003, 07:04 PM	#13
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	ill have to second the WTF

04-09-2003, 07:18 PM	#15
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	email me, you have a couple of options.

04-10-2003, 09:25 AM	#17
IKE Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: seattle wa usa Posts: 358	OMG!! A ROGERV card. That just about sums it all up. Make that and all PK's payments go out via epassport. Our lives will finally be complete.

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04-10-2003, 09:59 AM	#19
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	uh.... Let's see ya want good for the industry or strictly nicknames here Rand? J $tyles is a character that goes back with Clay longer than anyone in this business I bet. hmmmmmmmmm this is not easy. Cheshire, Laurel from Hustler, ALY Drummond, IKE? Brittany Andrews? NINA? ME??????????????????

04-10-2003, 10:01 AM	#20
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	better yet make an essay contest rand- "WHY DO YOU WANNA BE ON AN E PASSPORTE CARD? the responses should be hilarious and postable!

04-10-2003, 10:17 AM	#22
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Like I always say you don't lose your girl you lose your turn with the girls in this biz. So you never know when you will need your E Passporte card to take another girl shopping. so don't leave home without it. And thanks KB for the nomination __________________ Pornkings.com Last edited by Pornkings; 04-10-2003 at 10:19 AM..

04-10-2003, 11:06 AM	#28
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	One of the requirements of doing an ad is that you sign an NDA -- you cannot tell anyone that you've done it or when it might be shown. Other than that you need to have a name that isn't specifically yours -- i.e. we won't be shooting Chris Mallick (unless we can call him, um, er... ok never mind, let's not shoot Mallick lol) -- There will be 12 of these in total, and I've got a couple emails in my box now from folks who'd like to participate so if you are interested by all means let one of us know asap -- they are scheduled to run one per month so we can put them in the Klixxx and AVN print editions as well as online --

04-10-2003, 11:41 AM	#30
JustJen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,233	OMG. Kim, I am all flustered!!!!! You look SO hot! Way to go girly! And honestly.... Roger.... perfect choice. __________________ icq:175766581

04-10-2003, 11:53 AM	#31
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I thought I'd contribute to the cause. __________________ ..and I'm off.

04-10-2003, 03:10 PM	#36
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I hate to be an anal retentive grammar bitch , but it should read: For WHOMever you want to be.... (and I shall expect a billion dollar payment for saving you major embarrassment before your ad campaign goes national )