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Old 01-23-2017, 07:32 AM   #1
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On an unusual midnight stroll I happen to come across a petite and quite attractive (just because she was petite and, first and foremost, affordable) street hooker working nearby a square. The obscenity of the public blowjob (this was the third in my whole life) was far too pleasurable to finish it fast so the tiresome prostitute (her technique has quite mechanical but not that bad*) ended up refunding me my cash, and I just walked home with a condom on...

*When I woke up I do feel some teeth aftertaste in my cock.
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Old 01-23-2017, 09:26 AM   #3
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... Just petite for the sake of making my cock look bigger.
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On an unusual midnight stroll I happen to come across a petite and quite attractive (just because she was petite and, first and foremost, affordable) street hooker working nearby a square. The obscenity of the public blowjob (this was the third in my whole life) was far too pleasurable to finish it fast so the tiresome prostitute (her technique has quite mechanical but not that bad*) ended up refunding me my cash, and I just walked home with a condom on...
this is the kind of romance that's missing from my life
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Honey, you know where to find me ...
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far too pleasurable to finish it fast so the tiresome prostitute ended up refunding me my cash, and I just walked home with a condom on...

*When I woke up I do feel some teeth aftertaste in my cock.
I call BS.

why would you have teeth aftertaste, if you wore a condom & why would she not have just give you half the money back, she did the job, you just didn´t cum
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why would you have teeth aftertaste, if you wore a condom & why would she not have just give you half the money back, she did the job, you just didn´t cum
I was surprised at the full refund as well ...

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