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Old 02-26-2017, 03:43 AM   #1
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:stoned moving my servers to a "DATASPHERE"

although it's expensive, it's worth the gamble.

It's like buying stock in goolge and it's worth a buck before they IPO.

Here are the specs...




Hi! I'm Gabriel Gilligan Google!

And Welcome to our " Datasphere " !

What is a "Datasphere" ?

Thank you for asking!

A 'DATASPHERE' - is " an internet in a bottle. "

( It's really ' a Wireless Internet ' . )

You pickup the SSID (like you do at any starbucks cafe hotspot.)

Here, the SSID is " datasphere ".

or

(Access Point) SSID: " contact ".

Your wireless capable device grabs the SSID and is issued an IP.

Then type: ' Google ' in your chrome browser and surf away!

Note: Only wireless capable devices can use this datasphere.

It is wirelessly powered
by our google backbone &
'tweaked' androids
(ordinary cellphones).

We don't like to brag, but it
is about (30 years ahead of it's time!)

Every request made (that is - when you type ' Google '
in your browser and hit the 'enter key') is wirelessly transmitted
and redirected to your destination! Our androids do this.)

We are beta-testing fun things like:

' Speed and Domain Name Resolution. '

This Datasphere boasts of speeds up to 15 MB / second - FTP.

50 MB / second video transmission.

"Instant POP! Technology" ( this is 'hush hush',
but pages on this Datasphere 'pop!' onto your screen.)

We have resolved domains from .com to .co.uk to .tv!

( In Web & email, etc. )

Server - stress / load / user behavior / Testing.

We are uploading ( DATA-DUMPING ) / beta-testing about 10 GB of DATA / day.
( that's about 3 months ' average websurfer surftime ' - surfing @ ~ 2 hours per day. )

Please excuse the mess, but we are trying to 'mimic The Internet' as closely as possible.

We won't say anymore, but this is no longer "High-Tech', but ' Ueber-Tech '.

Hello World! & Welcome to the next internet !

' a datasphere '.

- Gabriel Gilligan Google, The Datasphere Team & The Datasphere Wireless Internet Foundation.

how to find The DATASPHERE:

one clue: Bellingham, Washington

Powered by google.com

(c) 2015 - 2017 the datasphere wireless internet foundation

Here are the prices (to access them, like you access the internet via comcast - buy get this - THEY issue you an IP):

platinum level

$1,000,000.oo / mth unlimited access

gold: $500,000.oo /mth

silver: $250,000.oo /mth

bronze: 100,000.oo /mth

(these get 24/7 access)

------

other member rates:

$5,000.oo USD ( 12 hr access per day.)

$ 2,500.oo USD( 6 hr access per day.)

$ 1,000.oo USD( 3 hr access per day.)

$ 500.oo USD( 2 hr access per day.)

$ 250.oo USD( 1 hr access per day.)

$ 100.oo USD( .5 hr access per day.)


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other specs:

This DATASPHERE is 100 % anonymous and 100 % wireless.


YOU DO NOT NEED A PAID INTERNET CONNECTION TO ACCESS THIS DATASPHERE.

We issue you an anonymous IP for your private surfing pleasure.
( Not comcast or your local internet provider. )

You only need an android cell phone or any wifi capable device.

access SSID's: 'datasphere' or 'contact' and surf away.

You can access these SSID's, between 2 AM - and 6 AM, daily.

Paid members get 24/7 access.

anonymous email is also available on this DATASPHERE.
(extra fees apply).

The Internet is obsolete.



always
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Old 02-26-2017, 04:02 AM   #2
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Uhmmm.... Thats just session control. Just like you do in any Bringyourowndevice setup, if you want to remain PCI compliant.

Microsoft is doing the same in their hybrid cloud OS for azure customers.
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Old 02-26-2017, 05:23 AM   #3
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I get a 504 Gateway time out LOL

2nd try it worked
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Old 02-26-2017, 03:20 PM   #4
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Old 02-26-2017, 03:37 PM   #5
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wat da fuq?
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Old 02-26-2017, 04:21 PM   #6
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Old 02-27-2017, 11:08 AM   #7
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they just added VOIP service - already got a cell phone number! Bad ass motherfuckers!


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Old 02-27-2017, 11:31 AM   #8
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they just added VOIP service - already got a cell phone number! Bad ass motherfuckers!


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so for $100 per month I can have a VOIP number that means anyone can ring me (on my mobile) as long as its during my half an hour of the day?

sounds too good to be true tbh
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Old 02-27-2017, 11:53 AM   #9
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