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04-01-2017, 10:43 AM
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Videochat Solutions
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Most offensive Jokes thread
Let's go. Hit this thread with your most offensive jokes. If you dare.
I'll start: Q: How do you know when your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up. 
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04-01-2017, 10:51 AM
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Q: How many calories does eating pussy have?
A: It depends which way she wipes! 
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04-01-2017, 11:02 AM
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A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?".
She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".
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04-01-2017, 11:27 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Har har that made me chuckle
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04-01-2017, 12:57 PM
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Likes Pie
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04-01-2017, 01:31 PM
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Videochat Solutions
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Q: What was David Bowie's last hit?
A: Heroin.
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04-01-2017, 02:50 PM
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What?s 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage. |
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04-01-2017, 02:52 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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04-01-2017, 04:51 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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hahaha, good ones :P
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04-01-2017, 09:25 PM
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DAMN, some nasty ones! haha
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04-01-2017, 09:48 PM
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gfy cant handle offensive joke
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He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "well all 41 of them".
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04-01-2017, 10:00 PM
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StraightBro
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04-02-2017, 12:41 AM
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Pay It Forward
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my jokes are so bad you would call the block watch
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04-02-2017, 03:43 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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04-02-2017, 06:41 AM
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Too old to care
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A little black Jewish boy says to his daddy, "Dad am I more black or Jewish?"
"Why do you ask?", says the Dad. The boy says, "Well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100 or just steal it." How did the leper hockey game end?There was a face off. |
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