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How often do you masturbate?
Do you know that you can go blind from it?
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Never, i more preffer when someone else take care of it.
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And you don't go blind from that? LOL
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dumb libs love censorship
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ya this thread needs titty pics.
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It's 42
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^^ practice makes perfect
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I know for a fact that I could indeed go blind if I were to touch my eyes after I masturbated, so I'm very careful not to do that.
However this is due to my choice of *ahem* 'lube' that I use, so wouldn't apply to most others... |
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Can't you jerk off to imagination only?
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masturbation´s good for you as is sex, I enjoy it every day
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last times, mmm, 3 or 4 times a week
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I need a beer
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Once every other day whether I need to or not
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Lots. I have plenty of toys haha!
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Often I just Chaturbate.
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I have read somewhere that this also causes you to grow hair on the palms of your hands...
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Total myth.
Now, where'd I put my damned spectacles... Is that a door or a chair?
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As often as I breath.
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I normally masturbate on the bus to school. This is pretty much every morning. There is this cute chick that always sits at the front of the bus so I usually bang one off to her.
While at school I normally find time to masturbate at least once. Last time was in the school library. For some reason I then hold off until the evening but watch porn - I like xhamster and have to wank again then. So. About 3 times a day then. |
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one sick puppy
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First, I'm not a fan of doing that. I even watch porn only when hookers are around normally. Which doesn't even happen lately...
Second, who gives a fuck? If you used the search, I'm sure you'd find other threads asking this. This forum may not be the one where academics meet, but it doesn't have to be plain fucking stupid either. |
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btw fyi the search doesn't work. This forum is only for the fucking stupid, stupid. |
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I made the solemn promise that I will only be masturbated by someone else ...
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is there porn for blind people ?
i am into sex stories, so i guess i could listen to them and still fap even if i am blind.
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3-4 times a day
PS I had to use Dragon Dictation to write this
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maybe 2 times a day :D
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You wouldn't believe me if I told you
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once a day. sometimes once in 2 days.
sex, once or twice a week.
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![]() Every fucking day! And My Bitch does it for me!
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When one loves one does not count
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Yes. Made a small fortune off it bitd, catering especially to the blind community.
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frequency depends whether there is a celebrity scandal/photo leak
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