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04-30-2017, 06:01 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montana
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PamWinterReturns, a showbiz joke
for you that will help you understand a few things...
an actor and a producer, along with the crew were flying across the desert, after a long shoot. suddenly the plane goes crazy (probably republicans did something or other, mark, corkett?) and crashes... only the actor and the producer survive. they start off across the desert, trying to find help or just anything other than fucking sand and bugs. the next day, the actor and producer are really worse for wear, yet each knows their very survival is on the line. as the day grows longer and hotter and shitty-er (that's for blindwire) both men struggle to move forward. contemplating their fate as men near the end will do. the actor sees something shimmering in the near distance. the producer sees something, it's fucking water? a pool of nice clean fucking water out in the middle on no fucking where just like a movie! the men know they have a small chance now, some hope! the men as beat down they are, and as crazy and as horny (for the feminist apologist, because men are always horny, I forgot which one of you nics was sucking up to women this week) hurry as best they can towards the water... as they near the pool the producer kicks the actor over to the ground, races forward, pulls out his small nasty cock (broncodude you there???) and dribbles yellow drops of hot piss into the beautify clear water... the actor is stunned! actor: what the fuck did you do that for!!! producer: I had to make it better. and some cool music for fun!  |
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