Would anyone here help me by borrowing me $2k?

[Cyber Fucker]

I would give it back with the interest of my choosing in 1,5-2 years, maybe earlier, but to be sure I can?t promise any earlier dates.

Well, I will probably get only trolling, but I have thought I will try to post it here and see. I never borrowed here from anyone nor asked this before.

My life got very complicated around 2 years ago, I?m back on good track and things are going in a good direction, I just need money to pay hosting bills.

[3xmedia]

I'm not a bank, sorry dude. have luck.

[Ferus]

$2k is what you can make in a month of work. You have internet access.... Start working online or find a offline work.

[Denny]

Originally Posted by Ferus

$2k is what you can make in a month of work. You have internet access.... Start working online or find a offline work.

[Cyber Fucker]

Originally Posted by Ferus

$2k is what you can make in a month of work. You have internet access.... Start working online or find a offline work.

Offline... not really, not in the country and region where I live. Full time job here is 200-300$/month. Online, possibly yes, if someone gave me a job, I'm not bad in graphic design. But well, finding such well paid job fast when you need it.. well, maybe if I'm lucky.

[Spunky]

Prostitution is the only answer

[yuu.design]

good luck man

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

Offline... not really, not in the country and region where I live. Full time job here is 200-300$/month. Online, possibly yes, if someone gave me a job, I'm not bad in graphic design. But well, finding such well paid job fast when you need it.. well, maybe if I'm lucky.

HEre's some ideas for you:

Graphics & website designers are in demand. Why not post an offer with some examples of your work right here?

Why are your hosting costs so high? Have you shopped around for a better deal? Or maybe just reduce your hosting plan to something more affordable?

If you have high traffic on your site with the high hosting fees, have you considered selling advertising on it?

It's unlikely that anyone will lend you the money especially since they have no guarantee whatsoever of getting it back. Make a list of services you offer and provide them at a fair price. You should be able to make alot more, and, it can become ongoing revenue for you.

Good luck!

[Cyber Fucker]

Hmm.. ok, thanks for the suggestions. I will post later some samples.

As for the hosting plan it's a tricky thing and I believe it should be self sufficient in a few months but I can't be sure of anything, not everything is predictable.

Hmm...

I also have two domains I would be willing to sell for the right price. Dunno what is the 2nd worth. But the first one... someone wast giving me $1500 in the past for it, I refused that offer back then. Today I would accept it.

[Cyber Fucker]

Well, I'm not really expecting anyone will help me. But I know there are some wealthy people here for whom 2k is nothing and for me it's a big deal. So, just a silly try.

[VikingMan]

can't you get a side job?

[CaptainHowdy]

[Manfap]

What are you hosting that costs $2k if it's not making the money to cover the hosting cost?

[Cyber Fucker]

Originally Posted by Manfap

What are you hosting that costs $2k if it's not making the money to cover the hosting cost?

$200 per month, sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. Last months it wasn't going so great and my stuff did not bring me anything. I got a new project that is going in the good direction but it's just the beginning and yet to kick in more serious traffic.

It was self sufficient for a long time, I have been paying my hosting bills and domains since 2007 from what it made.

[JerseyPuma]

HookupOnline.com is your best domain, is it getting traffic? How much do you want for it?

[Cyber Fucker]

Originally Posted by JerseyPuma

HookupOnline.com is your best domain, is it getting traffic? How much do you want for it?

It's not mine, I sold my sig to someone who owns it.

[k0nr4d]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Prostitution is the only answer

Tax-free too

[k0nr4d]

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

Well, I'm not really expecting anyone will help me. But I know there are some wealthy people here for whom 2k is nothing and for me it's a big deal. So, just a silly try.

The fact is that there are institutions that lend money - banks. If a bank won't lend you money, it's a sign to a potential lender that they maybe shouldn't either (especially without collateral, and especially if you are in a different country where it would be too expensive to sue over $2k)...

[directfiesta]

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

$200 per month, sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. Last months it wasn't going so great and my stuff did not bring me anything. I got a new project that is going in the good direction but it's just the beginning and yet to kick in more serious traffic.

It was self sufficient for a long time, I have been paying my hosting bills and domains since 2007 from what it made.

you really gotta learn to use your creativity

1) contact your host and switch to monthly hosting until you get back on your feet. higher per month fee prob but at least that way you don't need to pay the whole year up front with cash you don't have

2) contact peeps who operate successfully in your niches and seek out their advice and critiques on how to effectively monetize your sites. if you can't afford to pay them for their time offer them a free ad on your site, a new logo or banner, whatever makes sense for you both

3) apply what you learn and work really hard

that should do it

for real, good luck =)

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

I also have two domains I would be willing to sell for the right price. Dunno what is the 2nd worth. But the first one... someone wast giving me $1500 in the past for it, I refused that offer back then. Today I would accept it.

TasteOfTea.com is a great mainstream domain name.

Contact the owners of this domain : The Taste of Tea Experience in Healdsburg and offer to sell your domain to them.

Good luck!

[Colmike9]

If you can get some examples, esp. if you know Wordpress (It's just PHP/CSS/JS/MySQL basically), then I can hook you up with people that need designers.

They ask all the time, I just don't have time right now to do any of them.

[j3rkules]

I heard Crakrevenue is looking for a designer.

[Bladewire]

Lendup.com does micro loans with no credit check. $250-$1,000

There are 20 or so sites like them.

There's your loan go get it Cyber Fucker!

[Ferus]

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

Offline... not really, not in the country and region where I live. Full time job here is 200-300$/month. Online, possibly yes, if someone gave me a job, I'm not bad in graphic design. But well, finding such well paid job fast when you need it.. well, maybe if I'm lucky.

So you live a place where a job could pay you 200-300$/month, and you are asking for a $2k loan?

That is like a years pay in advance?

- You dont give any details of what you need the money for
- Nobody knows you
- No contact details of you anywhere
- No online presence

I will bet you $2000,- right here, that anyone sending you ANY money, wont even have gotten 5% back two years from now.


+ this old topic
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...need-work.html

You aint ever gonna do shit, that makes any money.
Go get a job

[InfoGuy]

Unless you pledge liquid/semi-liquid collateral that greatly exceeds $2k, I doubt anyone here will give you an unsecured loan with an interest rate that you set and an open ended repayment date.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Prostitution is the only answer

[CPA-Rush]

[MiamiBoyz]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Prostitution is the only answer