I want to impress young college girls, How to?

[deonbell]

I have been hanging around a local university, I carry a book with me.

How do I impress the young ladies, Like the good will hunting guy. Remember in the movie where he is throwing out facts at the bar. The girls are about to slip out of their chairs they are so horny.

What should I talk about? What would impress them?

I notice you guys talk about trump all the time? What about political shit? Medical shit? Elliptical Curve Cryptography Shit? Race and BLM shit?

[Look Chang]

Wear a Trump style red hat with the words "Sugar Daddy" on it.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by deonbell

What should I talk about? What would impress them?

I notice you guys talk about trump all the time? What about political shit? Medical shit? Elliptical Curve Cryptography Shit? Race and BLM shit?

Just talk about shit, shit.... (and occasionally expose yourself) Works OK for me...

[Barry-xlovecam]

look like this?
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[CaptainHowdy]

Feminist crap usually works ...

[wehateporn]

Get them onto this topic, then is your chance to impress

[beerptrol]

pretend you are a douche bag liberal arts professor or major

[Spunky]

Wear a sign saying kick me in the nuts

[TheSquealer]

tell them that you published an extortion scheme on a public forum for the general public to review and approve of. they'll think its humor since its so unlikely that anyone could be that much of a fucking idiot.

[2MuchMark]

About 2 months ago I went to a restaurant (W&G on Cresent) to meet a client. I arrived early and sat at the bar, ordered a drink and started reading news on my iPhone, not really looking around.

A few minutes later a women in her early 30's started talking to me. I wasn't interested but wanted to be polite. She asked all kinds of questions. I kept my answers short, kept reading the article, and kept looking at the door for my client.

The more I brushed her off, the more interested she seemed to be interested in talking to me.

When she asked "So what do you do for a living?", I saw the perfect conversation killer, so I said "I work in the porn industry".

After a few seconds of blissful silence, "Oh really wow thats great you porn is so good because this and that and up and down and blah blah blah blah blah and where are you going after your meeting and maybe we can have a drink and blah blah blah blah".

So my advice: Be passive. Act disinterested.

[SBJ]

There were 2 ways I use to get girls back when I went out trying to get lucky..
buy her lots of shots or don't buy her anything and let the guys around her buy her drinks.. When the guys use the restroom just talk to the girl. The 2nd way I scored the hottest one night stand ever and only bought her last round and she already agreed to go home with me an hour before last call.

Girls use guys for free drinks but truthfully she is always more attracted to just the guy that talks to her not just hitting on her and trying to buy her with lots of drinks.

Granted I stopped doing one night stands over a decade ago cause they aren't as fun as they were in my 20's and early 30's. Now friends with benefits are my casual sex.

[jbvryant]

This probably covers it

[AndyA]

Women respond to 2 things... money and success

you can look like a monster but you look like you have dough your in. Walk into ANY bar if your by yourself you look like a goof.. I'm sure you have at least one friend up there

anyways, walk in and buy ANY table of girls drinks... full round with a shot... walk up behind the table with your own shot and down it

THEN just say to the girl you DON'T want.... that you look amazing tonight..... the hotter of the girls will go GREEN with envy... you have to look like your having a blast... not just sitting there

or of course you can walk up to ANY college girl and say you have Blow and that should do it right there too

[MK Ultra]

lick your eyebrows

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by MK Ultra

lick your eyebrows

[tammix]

talk about your cooking (if any), they love to imagine men in the kitchen

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by jbvryant

This probably covers it

Sad but true..

Wear expensive brand clothes, and a Rolex too..

[pimpmaster9000]

Ok here's some PuA NLP shit, use sparingly because you will drown in pussy........

[C H R I S]

Sock in pants, just make sure to put in the front not the back.....

[Jim_Gunn]

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

About 2 months ago I went to a restaurant (W&G on Cresent) to meet a client. I arrived early and sat at the bar, ordered a drink and started reading news on my iPhone, not really looking around.

A few minutes later a women in her early 30's started talking to me. I wasn't interested but wanted to be polite. She asked all kinds of questions. I kept my answers short, kept reading the article, and kept looking at the door for my client.

The more I brushed her off, the more interested she seemed to be interested in talking to me.

When she asked "So what do you do for a living?", I saw the perfect conversation killer, so I said "I work in the porn industry".

After a few seconds of blissful silence, "Oh really wow thats great you porn is so good because this and that and up and down and blah blah blah blah blah and where are you going after your meeting and maybe we can have a drink and blah blah blah blah".

So my advice: Be passive. Act disinterested.

I've had similar experiences when talking to civilian women who I might meet in some random circumstance who aren't in the porn biz. They're rarely disgusted and sometimes really intrigued or even intensely attracted when I tell them I've been a porn director for over twenty-five years. I had sat next to a nice looking but conservatively dressed thirty-ish woman who sang in a church choir holding a cat in a carrier on the flight home from Las Vegas a few years ago and I was trying to mind my own business when she asked me what I was doing in Las Vegas and I told her I was there for Internext and AVN. She spent most of the next four hours of the flight asking me about my career and the porn biz like it was the most fascinating topic of conversation in the world. She even introduced me to her mom & dad at the luggage pickup and suggested that we get together to go out after we get home while she was staying with her parents for a couple months. Ended up going to one of those dinner and arcade places and having a great time and hanging out a few times and hooking up.

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by beerptrol

pretend you are a douche bag liberal arts professor or major

Millenials think libbyizm is cool.

[onwebcam]

Duct tape and zip ties always does the trick.

[deonbell]

Very good tips here. I have been watching one girl. I have no money for phone for dick pic. But I want to get a book like hers. Put a hole in it. When I open the book, have my weiner stick out. I want to say something clever. Like "learning is hard".

[SBJ]

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Sad but true..

Wear expensive brand clothes, and a Rolex too..

clothes yes but young girls today don't know anything about watches.. lol so pull out your iphone 7 or Samsung S8

[JesseQuinn]

be hot with a killer body, be smart and funny and be wicked in bed

and carry a copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra

not that complicated =)

[davidCRM]

if you have to ask, you're doomed to get with them. it either comes naturally or never will.

[peter.clickpapa]

buy them fidget spinners and tell them they can snort coke from your penis for free

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by SBJ

clothes yes but young girls today don't know anything about watches.. lol so pull out your iphone 7 or Samsung S8

Somehow I think they'd heard of rolex (ridiculously overpriced) though

[Sid70]

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by deonbell

Very good tips here. I have been watching one girl. I have no money for phone for dick pic. But I want to get a book like hers. Put a hole in it. When I open the book, have my weiner stick out. I want to say something clever. Like "learning is hard".

She will love that.

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

be hot with a killer body, be smart and funny and be wicked in bed

and carry a copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra

not that complicated =)

True story - I met a girl in a bar a long time ago in Savannah. She was cute enough, but what really attracted me to her was a book she was reading. It was called "The Emperor's New Mind: Concerning Computers, Minds and The Laws of Physics " by Sir Roger Penrose. I HAD to meet her (and I did, and .. stuff) because of the book. Had she just been sitting there I wouldn't have had enough balls to approach her.

ps: She gave me the book afterwards. So, NERD-WIN!

[Google Expert]

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by jessequinn

and carry a copy of thus spoke zarathustra

The true (?) nietzschean style is keeping distance ...

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by Google Expert

Have you see what his ex wives look like?

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

The true (?) nietzschean style is keeping distance ...

well I suppose he could carry the grapes of wrath but then he might meet a real chica and that would be nothing but trouble. best to avoid and go for posture and props

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Have you see what his ex wives look like?

ahh Stringer. that man is fine as fuck, OP look like him and you prob won't even need a book

[Rochard]

Originally Posted by deonbell

I have been hanging around a local university, I carry a book with me.

How do I impress the young ladies, Like the good will hunting guy. Remember in the movie where he is throwing out facts at the bar. The girls are about to slip out of their chairs they are so horny.

What should I talk about? What would impress them?

I notice you guys talk about trump all the time? What about political shit? Medical shit? Elliptical Curve Cryptography Shit? Race and BLM shit?

Want to impress college chicks? Get a job.

[loreen]

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Act disinterested.

Exactly. You impress them by NOT trying to.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by loreen

Exactly. You impress them by NOT trying to.

True. Too much attention is a ladyboner killer.

[romeo22]

Take a stretch shorts and go in the school yard