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Old 04-20-2003, 11:31 AM   #1
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Happy Easter from me.

Hi everyone! Just wanted to wish you all a happy Easter.
I'm sure most of you who have kids, like myself (4 of em)
will be out performing the Easter rituals..... Egg Hunts and etc.
I wish you and your families the very best.

Today is the day miracles happen. Tell yourself that every day and
you will prosper. Motivate yourself in this way and miracles will happen.
I have a thing I have been doing for most of my life. When I greet people
in the morning time, I always, when calling them, say "Today is the day
miracles happen" may I speak to so and so........... It's funny how this has
spread so much. It all started when my friend Alex called me one morning........

I was working all night long on a clients web server, trying to recover data.
Ended up fixing the situation nicely, but the next day I was sooooooo tired.
I did not get to bed until ~7:00 AM....... at 8:00 AM my phone rang.
I was supposed to go to the gym for the first time with Alex.... I had been
over-weight for about 2 years..... prior to that I was always thin and fit.....
Working on the computer day-in and day-out caused me to eat wrong and
gain weight from just sitting....... I had no energy to go to the gym, I needed sleep....... I told my maid to tell him "I will call him back". She left and returned
saying "He wants to hold......"....... I was like, "What? Did you tell him I was
sleeping?", she replied "Yes, of course..... but he would like to hold until you wake up." I told her to tell him I would be a few hours and I will call him back. She told him this and returned to tell me "He would like to hold until you wake up, regardless of how long it takes." I asked, is it urgent? She said "no. He would simply like to hold for you." My curiosity woke me up alot quicker than I thought possible. I went to the phone and said "Hello?" and he responded with "Today is the day miracles happen." For some reason, those words changed my outlook on the whole day. I no longer wished to sleep the day away, I wanted to wake up. He told me, "I'm picking you up right now....." I said..... "but..... im too tired...." He replied with, 'im in your driveway in front of your house'....... I could not at this point even think of anything less than rewarding him for his persistance...... I wanted to do this now....... I went to the gym and ever since then it has been routine...... I lost 150 pounds.

Most of you would not recognize me now. I look forward to seeing you at the
next show!

Happy Easter,
Chris Jester
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:34 AM   #2
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yes, today is a day of miracles.

today jesus got up and walked after an 'annointing'

mary magdalene rubbed all over his naked body, i wonder if she touched his holy staff, when she was rubbing and stroking him with with her PAGAN ANNOINTING OILS and made the living dead walk.

praise be to jesus and all who follow him!
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