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View Poll Results: If you could go back in time and witness your birth would you? | |||
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4 | 33.33% |
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8 | 66.67% |
I was hatched not born 🥚 |
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2 | 16.67% |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll |
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StraightBro
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If you could go back in time and witness your birth would you?
If you could go back in time and witness your birth would you?
I'd like to go back and experience the day before my birth, my birth, and the day after, in 3rd person, not as a baby being born. I'd like to get a real feel for the world back then, watch me get pushed out, see who was around etc , experience that day, and the day after. What about you? If you could go back in time and witness your birth would you? |
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GoFuckYourself
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see my mom shit me out - no way. *shivers*
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So fuckin' bored
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What if I remember it?
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why would I want to look at my moms vagina shit me out? eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww
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My mum almost died and ended up in a coma when i was born so no...
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My father died when I was nine months old. I just wish I could have met him once. I mean, he held me when I was a baby, but as an adult I wish I could have had a decent conversation with him.
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I'd like to go back in time and stop a few births.
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So Fucking Banned
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I posted in a previous thread that I had a working prototype for a time machine so this is theoretically possible.
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StraightBro
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I would go back to the day/night of my conception and stop it ...
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So Fucking Banned
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Just disappear ... much better than dying.
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Being brutally propelled into a complex and unknown world after living comfortably warm for months is a terrible and painful ordeal. I do not want to relive that!
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If I could go back in time it would be to another time not that one, its senseless..
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What other time?
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I'd like to know more...?
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I'd rather witness some other stuff from that year. My birth? Meh. I'm sure it was pretty boring.
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