Christian Researcher Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday - GoFuckYourself.com

Bladewire · 09-18-2017, 08:15 AM

Christian Researcher Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday | HuffPost

But don?t stock up on Jim Bakker?s doomsday food buckets just yet. The entire basis for the prediction is bunk. The September rapture date came from a Christian researcher named David Meade who calculated it would occur 33 days after last month?s eclipse, The Washington Post reported.

?Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],? Meade told the newspaper. ?It?s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I?m talking astronomy. I?m talking the Bible ? and merging the two.?

Meade believes global catastrophes will be caused by a secret planet called Nibiru passing the Earth on Saturday. The world won?t end, ?but the world as we know it is ending,? he told the Post.

NASA ― and just about every astronomer ― said Nibiru doesn?t exist.

?Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax,? the space agency said on its website a few years ago when similar doomsday predictions went viral. ?There is no factual basis for these claims.?

Even fellow Christians are calling out Meade and others over the latest doomsday predictions.

?Meade?s views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox branches of Christianity,? Fox News reported.

?Meade is a made-up leader in a made-up field, and should not be on the front page of anything, let alone Fox News,? Ed Stetzer of Christianity Today wrote.

While the writers of the Bible have used numbers at times, Stetzer said there were no ?secret numerical codes that require a profession called ?Christian numerology.??

In other words, go ahead and make plans for Sunday.

Paul Markham · 09-19-2017, 06:52 AM

Here's a list of all the end of world predictions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...alyptic_events

Which proves one thing. Religion is bullshit for the stupid.

CaptainHowdy · 09-19-2017, 07:05 AM

I'm almost ready ...

beerptrol · 09-19-2017, 07:10 AM

The Rapture is already here! Repent you sinners!

CaptainHowdy · 09-19-2017, 09:42 AM

The words "christianity" and "research" doesn't sound right on the same sentence ...

LeMeLiN · 09-19-2017, 09:52 AM

So Finally we can get some rest. Wonderful.

Tasty1 · 09-19-2017, 11:05 AM

That book is as fake as the hoax that climate change is triggered by humans.

TheDynasty · 09-19-2017, 01:59 PM

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That book is as fake as the hoax that climate change is triggered by humans.

MiamiBoyz · 09-20-2017, 03:30 AM

2MuchMark · 09-20-2017, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

The words "christianity" and "research" doesn't sound right on the same sentence ...

I was going to say the same thing.

Hopefully Jim Baker will shoot himself.

SBJ · 09-22-2017, 10:25 AM

OMFG! This might be really true! I just read this in the news today

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?My god, that insane clown is right!? America, meet your last voice of reason, the Insane Clown Posse.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/09/sam-b...ulture+Blog%29

It must be the end of the world if ICP is the last voice of reason

crockett · 09-22-2017, 10:27 AM

Yey, so we will finally be rid of all the relgious nutters..

CaptainHowdy · 09-22-2017, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Proof that shaving doesn't make it look bigger ...

Bladewire · 09-22-2017, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Proof that shaving doesn't make it look bigger ...

09-18-2017, 08:15 AM	#1
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	Christian Researcher Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday Christian Researcher Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday \| HuffPost But don?t stock up on Jim Bakker?s doomsday food buckets just yet. The entire basis for the prediction is bunk. The September rapture date came from a Christian researcher named David Meade who calculated it would occur 33 days after last month?s eclipse, The Washington Post reported. ?Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],? Meade told the newspaper. ?It?s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I?m talking astronomy. I?m talking the Bible ? and merging the two.? Meade believes global catastrophes will be caused by a secret planet called Nibiru passing the Earth on Saturday. The world won?t end, ?but the world as we know it is ending,? he told the Post. NASA ― and just about every astronomer ― said Nibiru doesn?t exist. ?Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax,? the space agency said on its website a few years ago when similar doomsday predictions went viral. ?There is no factual basis for these claims.? Even fellow Christians are calling out Meade and others over the latest doomsday predictions. ?Meade?s views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox branches of Christianity,? Fox News reported. ?Meade is a made-up leader in a made-up field, and should not be on the front page of anything, let alone Fox News,? Ed Stetzer of Christianity Today wrote. While the writers of the Bible have used numbers at times, Stetzer said there were no ?secret numerical codes that require a profession called ?Christian numerology.?? In other words, go ahead and make plans for Sunday.

09-19-2017, 06:52 AM	#2
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Here's a list of all the end of world predictions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...alyptic_events Which proves one thing. Religion is bullshit for the stupid. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	The Rapture is already here! Repent you sinners! __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant

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CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 92,995	The words "christianity" and "research" doesn't sound right on the same sentence ... __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

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Tasty1 Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,246	That book is as fake as the hoax that climate change is triggered by humans. __________________ everything is fake

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Yey, so we will finally be rid of all the relgious nutters.. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.