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11-10-2017, 02:27 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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A rare joke from me, that doesn't involve poo for a change...
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I? Then Little Johnny does a 'Dirty Protest'... Sorry, I couldn't help myself...  |
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11-10-2017, 05:40 AM
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Sexpat
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11-10-2017, 07:20 AM
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Porn SEO
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Shit joke, but you like that :P
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11-10-2017, 07:23 AM
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11-10-2017, 07:27 AM
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Confirmed Fetishist
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haha funny
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11-10-2017, 08:08 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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11-10-2017, 08:55 AM
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All Your Design Needs
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11-10-2017, 09:38 AM
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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11-10-2017, 10:22 AM
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I need a beer
 
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That made me chuckle
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