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The Porn Nerd · 12-08-2017, 12:45 PM

I have been trying for four days to get my identity verified with Coinbase so I can purchase some Bitcoin. Guess what? "Verification failed' over and over and over...

Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call. LOL Their Updates page says their verification system is down. So what to do? Just sit and hold my wee little dicky?

Madness. Suggestions?

JohnnyPearl · 12-08-2017, 12:49 PM

https://www.quadrigacx.com if your Canadian.

CurrentlySober · 12-08-2017, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Madness. Suggestions?

A suggestion that could also be madness, would be to have someone else who is verified buy on your behalf and then send them to you once you are verified?

kane · 12-08-2017, 12:54 PM

At this point, there likely isn't a whole lot you can do. It seems like all the exchanges are getting hammered. You might try a different one, but I don't know how much better it may be.

The Porn Nerd · 12-08-2017, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl

https://www.quadrigacx.com if your Canadian.

How dare you?! I am 'Merican dammit.

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

A suggestion that could also be madness, would be to have someone else who is verified buy on your behalf and then send them to you once you are verified?

Um....yah right. Shitty suggestion. LOL

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Originally Posted by kane

At this point, there likely isn't a whole lot you can do. It seems like all the exchanges are getting hammered. You might try a different one, but I don't know how much better it may be.

Yes I imagine everyone is trying to buy right now.
Great, there's a party going on and I'm stuck in the line outside the club!!

magneto664 · 12-08-2017, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call. LOL Their Updates page says their verification system is down. So what to do? Just sit and hold my wee little dicky?

Madness. Suggestions?

You do it the best, you open a support ticket on the porn forum

I will login right now to you coinbase account and setup free 500 bitcoins transfer.

I apologize for the insufficiency. and I wish you a good weekend.

do you want fries with this?

Google Expert · 12-08-2017, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call.

You don't say?

TheDynasty · 12-08-2017, 01:39 PM

Porn Nerd i had no problem doing verfication in one try. Coinbase is getting hammerd they all are i would try again on Monday.

rogueteens · 12-08-2017, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I have been trying for four days to get my identity verified with Coinbase so I can purchase some Bitcoin. Guess what? "Verification failed' over and over and over...

Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call. LOL Their Updates page says their verification system is down. So what to do? Just sit and hold my wee little dicky?

Madness. Suggestions?

I signed up a couple of hours back, it failed on the first attempt but worked on the second. I sent my I.D. via the link to mobile phone.

NatalieK · 12-08-2017, 01:44 PM

As Rogue says, mobile phone seems to be connecting a cleaner id. This is also on BitPanda too

The Porn Nerd · 12-08-2017, 02:35 PM

Coinbase: An error occurred....don't worry we know about it....blah blah blah.

Cannot login, will not identify me (and if I try once more I cannot try again for 24 hours).

I call bullshit!

adultchatpay · 12-08-2017, 02:43 PM

Massive transactions is causing all these delays and problems.

shake · 12-08-2017, 02:51 PM

Keep trying. The price is dropping it will be a good time to buy in a few days.

CAHEK · 12-08-2017, 04:42 PM

I believe there are like 300,000 users increase this year on CoinBase, no wonder why.

GFED · 12-08-2017, 04:51 PM

Hyperinflation... get ready for it.

The Porn Nerd · 12-08-2017, 08:24 PM

Verified!!

That was easy.

OK now where's my Lear Jet?
I thought I got one every time Bitcoin goes up?

Freedom6995 · 12-08-2017, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl

https://www.quadrigacx.com if your Canadian.

Thank-you.

kane · 12-09-2017, 01:24 AM

I just got an email from Coinbase reminding me to invest responsibly. I wonder if they are worried people who have no idea what Bitcoin is are investing heavily and might lose a bunch of money and blame them.

Bladewire · 12-09-2017, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

I just got an email from Coinbase reminding me to invest responsibly. I wonder if they are worried people who have no idea what Bitcoin is are investing heavily and might lose a bunch of money and blame them.

I just got it too man that's a long ass email covering ALL their bases. They must be making so much money they're scared or they know it's about to dive and want to mitigate losses from buyer's remorse.

rogueteens · 12-09-2017, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

I just got an email from Coinbase reminding me to invest responsibly. I wonder if they are worried people who have no idea what Bitcoin is are investing heavily and might lose a bunch of money and blame them.

Same here but in the UK we also have gamble aware and drink safely campaigns so I'm not surprised. Probably just covering a local law their end.

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12-08-2017, 02:35 PM	#11
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,507	Coinbase: An error occurred....don't worry we know about it....blah blah blah. Cannot login, will not identify me (and if I try once more I cannot try again for 24 hours). I call bullshit! __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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12-08-2017, 12:49 PM	#2
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12-08-2017, 12:54 PM	#4
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	At this point, there likely isn't a whole lot you can do. It seems like all the exchanges are getting hammered. You might try a different one, but I don't know how much better it may be.

12-08-2017, 02:43 PM	#12
adultchatpay Let's Make Money Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,784	Massive transactions is causing all these delays and problems.

12-08-2017, 02:51 PM	#13
shake frc Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bitcoin wallet Posts: 4,663	Keep trying. The price is dropping it will be a good time to buy in a few days.

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12-08-2017, 08:24 PM	#16
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,507	Verified!! That was easy. OK now where's my Lear Jet? I thought I got one every time Bitcoin goes up? __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

12-09-2017, 01:24 AM	#18
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I just got an email from Coinbase reminding me to invest responsibly. I wonder if they are worried people who have no idea what Bitcoin is are investing heavily and might lose a bunch of money and blame them.