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12-28-2017, 02:01 PM
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Penis, Vagina, and Butt
these objects were removed by emergency room physicians this past year:
Penis A LITTLE SCREW A SHARP TOY FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY PLASTIC SPOON PIECE OF DOMINO PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE ?PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS? COAXIAL CABLE Vagina SCENTED SOAP DEODORANT LID ?WAS CLEANING SELF IN SHOWER WHEN FOUND A TAMPON IN VAGINA. CONCERNED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAMPON IN VAGINA? BOTTLECAP PENIS RING WITH SPIKES ON IT A PIECE OF RUSTY METAL SILICON BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR ?YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN? A BALL BIKE REFLECTOR ?ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM? HEADPHONES HOT TOWEL ?WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA? CLAY CANDLESTICK LOLLIPOP ?USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS? TOY MAGIC WAND Rectum GOLF BALL PEANUT BUTTER JAR SPRAY BOTTLE CURTAIN ROD ?STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED? TOOTHBRUSH TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER FLOSS CONTAINER MOUTHWASH BOTTLE ?AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM? SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK SCREWDRIVER PLASTIC FORK TOY MISSILE PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF ?ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER? CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS ?FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM? TIN CUP HAIR BRUSH ?WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ?GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,? AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS? MARBLES A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO ?SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS? CAT FOOD CAN BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO ?WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY? 3 AA BATTERIES 2 AAA BATTERIES D BATTERY ?PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO? .  .
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12-28-2017, 02:38 PM
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Looks like the ass always takes a beating ...
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12-29-2017, 12:15 PM
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People have imagination...
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12-29-2017, 01:02 PM
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12-29-2017, 01:07 PM
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12-29-2017, 01:19 PM
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Of all of these, I find the bike reflector and headphones the most confusing.
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12-29-2017, 01:31 PM
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12-29-2017, 08:06 PM
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Funny the AA batteries in the rectum! I guess the wife has confused her viril deficient husband with a used sex toy ...
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