Rant Would you marry a girl ... - GoFuckYourself.com

CaptainHowdy · 01-25-2018, 04:40 PM

... that doesn't give head? I've recently learned that a girl, veritably (almost legendarily) known for her no-blowjob policy, got married.

I mean, you can actually date girls that won't go down on you, do it poorly, or do it and neglect the balls (the greatest sin in my book) but ... doesn't marriage assures you a steady income, a modicum, of oral sex (raging from enthusiastic to indifferent as time goes by)?

Guess that, as usual, I'm dreaming from the waist on down.

OneHungLo · 01-25-2018, 05:00 PM

I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

Look Chang · 01-25-2018, 05:00 PM

I guess there are so many other considerations to find a life partner. You can get a blowjob anywhere for a few bucks.

GAMEFINEST · 01-25-2018, 05:15 PM

Bjs from gfs are boring

blackmonsters · 01-25-2018, 05:26 PM

They are great; because not getting blowjobs is your excuse when getting caught with whores.

dillfly2000 · 01-25-2018, 07:18 PM

Honestly, doesn't matter if she never wanted to have sex, I have a perfectly good hand. My fiance and I maybe do it once or twice a month and life is great between us. Sex doesn't rule the relationship. Usually I just go when she wants it.

Too preachy? probably too preachy.

Phoenix · 01-25-2018, 07:53 PM

getting married at all is a scam

ruff · 01-25-2018, 08:17 PM

The blowjobs usually stop after you get married anyway, so what the fuck.

PaperstreetWinston · 01-26-2018, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

They are great; because not getting blowjobs is your excuse when getting caught with whores.

You sir have my respect

seeandsee · 01-26-2018, 04:11 AM

no bjs = paying for bjs later

astronaut x · 01-26-2018, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

First you have to have a dick that gets a girl excited.

Second, you have to be able to attract a girl who really knows what she is doing.

LouiseLloyd · 01-26-2018, 04:23 AM

In before alias: I cunt a4d to get married.

slapass · 01-26-2018, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000

Honestly, doesn't matter if she never wanted to have sex, I have a perfectly good hand. My fiance and I maybe do it once or twice a month and life is great between us. Sex doesn't rule the relationship. Usually I just go when she wants it.

Too preachy? probably too preachy.

So why bother?

_Richard_ · 01-26-2018, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000

Honestly, doesn't matter if she never wanted to have sex, I have a perfectly good hand. My fiance and I maybe do it once or twice a month and life is great between us. Sex doesn't rule the relationship. Usually I just go when she wants it.

Too preachy? probably too preachy.

not too preachy, but an entire lack of sexual contact? I mean, if there is reasons there is reasons.. but simply not because there is nothing there seems.. like a business relationship

CurrentlySober · 01-26-2018, 05:12 AM

i cunt a4d2 marry a girl...

k0nr4d · 01-26-2018, 06:11 AM

I wouldn't be able to be in a blowjob-less relationship. There's 3 holes on a woman you can fuck, and to be bound for life to someone that doesn't let me use 33% of her is ridiculous. I'd feel like I wasn't fully using my wife.

beerptrol · 01-26-2018, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

Yet you are a master at sucking Chump's cock. You are a giver and not a receiver!

shimmy · 01-26-2018, 06:57 AM

Anyone that thinks BJs are overrated has had a girl that know how to suck hard.

nude images · 01-26-2018, 07:04 AM

I would.

crockett · 01-26-2018, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

You should learn to do it better...

INever · 01-26-2018, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

getting married at all is a scam

The traditional way, agreed.

slapass · 01-26-2018, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... that doesn't give head? I've recently learned that a girl, veritably (almost legendarily) known for her no-blowjob policy, got married.

I mean, you can actually date girls that won't go down on you, do it poorly, or do it and neglect the balls (the greatest sin in my book) but ... doesn't marriage assures you a steady income, a modicum, of oral sex (raging from enthusiastic to indifferent as time goes by)?

Guess that, as usual, I'm dreaming from the waist on down.

You have to assume she makes up for it.

pimpmaster9000 · 01-26-2018, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... that doesn't give head? .

I stopped reading there...the answer is fuck no...

theS2O · 01-26-2018, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

They are great; because not getting blowjobs is your excuse when getting caught with whores.

Yeap.

Helix · 01-26-2018, 08:59 AM

after yesterday's discussion you better precisely define what you mean by "girl".

dillfly2000 · 01-26-2018, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

not too preachy, but an entire lack of sexual contact? I mean, if there is reasons there is reasons.. but simply not because there is nothing there seems.. like a business relationship

Yeah I know it sounds that way, but it's really not. I could go every day or once a month, we just don't make it a priority, love is strong, trust is strong no real issues,one of the best relationships I've been In, longest lasting one. Been together for 4 years. Getting married next.

I'll stop, don't want anybody puking on their keyboards

CaptainHowdy · 01-26-2018, 04:51 PM

You guys make me feel less alone ...

mineistaken · 01-26-2018, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x

First you have to have a dick that gets a girl excited.

Second, you have to be able to attract a girl who really knows what she is doing.

Why is it easier to attract girls that has lots of BJ experience VS those that do not?
Isn't it so that this is why they have more experience - they were easier to get?

pimpmaster9000 · 01-26-2018, 06:10 PM

Woman with low sex drive? Usain bolt the fuck out of that...no blowjob? = damaged goods...

You need to find a gf who is a cock sucking beast...messy deep throat and slapping...fucked up shit...only then can you be happy...

ilnjscb · 01-26-2018, 06:11 PM

I wouldn't, it means she made rules and doesn't change them for you, doesn't care what you want. She's in a relationship with herself. I wouldn't even date someone like that. I met one once, though, so they do exist.

Look Chang · 01-26-2018, 10:34 PM

I prefer rimming to bj's and, fortunately, my maid excels at these two domestic tasks ...

rogueteens · 01-27-2018, 01:44 AM

BJs are nice but they are not the be all and end all

CaptainHowdy · 01-27-2018, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x

First you have to have a dick that gets a girl excited.

Second, you have to be able to attract a girl who really knows what she is doing.

Doesn't girls that love dick get excited at the sight of any dick??

magneto664 · 01-27-2018, 08:31 AM

oh yes, most of the forum are very right-wing, according to church teaching about sex, no blowjob

only pussy. So I think all right morons would not support a blowjob.

blackmonsters · 01-27-2018, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

You should learn to do it better...

Pete · 01-27-2018, 02:13 PM

I did it once and there is a really good chance Ill never do it again.

mce · 01-27-2018, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

imho BJs are overrated

Dude, I agree.

2MuchMark · 01-27-2018, 08:36 PM

Nope! She has to be sexually liberated, laid back and willing to experiment.

CaptainHowdy · 01-28-2018, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magneto664

oh yes, most of the forum are very right-wing, according to church teaching about sex, no blowjob

only pussy. So I think all right morons would not support a blowjob.

I like your freudian approach. I gotta dig more into it.

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