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Plans for the weekend? (In Memoriam: Scott McD)
I'm still warming up a shy, lush haitian college girl but I will probably get smashed and end up calling a fugly, milky booty call that gives mean head ... the kind of mare that repels you the nanosecond you've unloaded your sperm.
Care to share yours?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Try and still be alive on Monday...
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That is a reasonable plan, CS ...
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Sexpat
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As I get older, I feel each new day as a bonus life ...
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So Fucking Banned
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I expect to consume a few beers I have never had before.
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Pay It Forward
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working on sites. drinking beer watch some horror movies
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So Fuckin' Bored
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Sipping wine, watching lifestyle channel reno shows and tinkering around with some sites and Twitter
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Slowly dying
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Reorganizing my closet. Sorting over one thousand printed pages into twenty categories. Emailing someone who was doing a project for me, due January 1. Setting up a website I've been working on for five months. Trying to find a birthday present for my mom online. Find a homemade funnel to pour ice cream sprinkles into a jar (guaranteed to spill due to unsteady hands). Doctor appointment, hairdresser, physical therapy, occupational therapy and a trip to Walmart for sugar free chocolate chips.
If I get the last five done, I'll be happy. If I get two of the others completed I'll be surprised. Busy week ahead ![]()
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I need a beer
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First major dump of snow this winter today about 8 inches here.just chill at home
Vancouver 'N' driver tries to take Lambo for a spin in the snow (PHOTO) | Daily Hive Vancouver
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You're GFY's own Ralph Waldo Emerson, LookChang ...
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Make STACK$
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Shot of whiskey
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Natalie K
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sun´s out, laptop on...
eating, drinking, enjoying ![]()
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Living The Dream
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Just remember Captain: fat girls are like mopeds.
Fun to ride until someone sees you on one. D
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Natalie K
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Family is out of town this weekend so I spent most of my time on my bike.
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I love your posts and your culture, Captain, and I thank you for this flattering comparison but I see myself rather as a fervent atheist with modest intellectual abilities and a certain reliance on wine, beer and vaginal secretions...
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Blame the woman for being shallow, not man. After all, fat girl will always find bf no matter what, while fat boy wont have a choice but either to lost weight or swim on dry.
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Paradoxically, Emerson inspired one of the most furious atheists of the eighteen century: Friedrich Nietzsche.
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Living The Dream
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Drank some wine...
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