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CaptainHowdy · 03-02-2018, 09:24 AM

Don't know if its a throwback of my teenage years (which I could barely count them as "days" in my head), but I can't seem to hold the climax fort nowadays. Tonight I have a venal rendezvous and, counting on the randomenss of the female soul, I hope (such a horrible word) that she actually feels flattered by the fact I unload after a few pumps.

Care to share any tips??

Bladewire · 03-02-2018, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Care to share any tips??

Just the tip

The Porn Nerd · 03-02-2018, 09:47 AM

Pro tip: jack off before the date. Maybe during the date (go to the bathroom).

Less spunk, more funk.

SpicyM · 03-02-2018, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Pro tip: jack off before the date. Maybe during the date (go to the bathroom).

Less spunk, more funk.

this

+

..just make sure she doesn't wanna blow you

It is normally sold in sexshops. Needs 2-3 minutes to take effect.

hjnet · 03-02-2018, 10:06 AM

Durex sells condoms with Lidocaine applied inside. Order some of them on Amazon

SpicyM · 03-02-2018, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hjnet

Durex sells condoms with Lidocaine applied inside. Order some of them on Amazon

Those are quite weak, it is better to apply lidocaine directly as you don't know how much you need. That spray works perfectly.. tried it myself + I use it during b/g shoots, on male performers.

Just be careful because if you use too much, your cock gets limp. Better try at home first

bronco67 · 03-02-2018, 01:29 PM

Normally, I can go as long as I want but when I haven't busted a nut in a week I can be sure to cum pretty quickly. Here's a couple of things to try.

Start in missionary and go super slow with some teasing strokes. Don't go in all the way for a few minutes. Once you've gone all the way in, just keep it slow for a while. Then you should be able to hammer away.

Also...you can touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Focusing on that will keep your mind off how good that pussy is and help you last longer. I think desensitizing your dick serves no purpose, other than to impress a woman. What about your pleasure?

My wife sleeps naked and is always wet in the morning. When I pull those covers back and see two round peaches and that tiny waist I slide over and bust a nut in under a two minutes...and those are the best in my opinion. Lasting a half hour is overrated.

The Porn Nerd · 03-02-2018, 01:57 PM

Pro Tip #2: Think of former British Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher naked in the rain on a giant yellow tractor plowing a field. Trust me on this one.

(You can also try taping a picture of Maggie on the girl's back while fucking her doggy style but be careful when removing the tape.)

Bladewire · 03-02-2018, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by hjnet

Durex sells condoms with Lidocaine applied inside. Order some of them on Amazon

So rubbing lidocaine on your dick will make you last longer? Isn't that the same active ingredients that's in Preparation H?

Dead · 03-02-2018, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

So rubbing lidocaine on your deck will make you last longer? Isn't that the same active ingredients that's in Preparation H?

I think minwax would work better on your deck

marlboroack · 03-02-2018, 04:44 PM

I wish I could do that

Look Chang · 03-02-2018, 07:11 PM

Thinking about how the tax department treats me gives my partner an appreciated prolongation of our often too short love making sessions ...

Spunky · 03-03-2018, 12:12 AM

Didn't you have the same issue 6 months ago?

Pete · 03-03-2018, 01:58 AM

When I was a young teenager I would just about blow my load watching a girl get undressed. You might want to try jerking off a few times before you meet up with her.

SpicyM · 03-03-2018, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I think desensitizing your dick serves no purpose, other than to impress a woman.

Well that is exactly what he wants...

If he only sprays a small amount the effect will wear off after a few minutes, once she is satisfied.. and his pleasure comes back. Both sides are happy.

LouiseLloyd · 03-03-2018, 07:50 AM

You could try the STU.

Train yourself to last longer and improve stamina.

CaptainHowdy · 03-03-2018, 07:51 AM

I demand a rematch

... Thanks for the support, guys.

wehateporn · 03-03-2018, 09:04 AM

Next time you need to urinate wait an extra hour, keep doing it to build up the muscle.

Bladewire · 03-03-2018, 09:09 AM

adultchatpay · 03-04-2018, 12:28 AM

Try to have a good blow job first.

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Side note, a lot of girls don't want you to go for a long time

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I suggest not going out with really hot women. I have yet to try it but I hear it works. Also helps the bank account from what I hear.

onwebcam · 03-04-2018, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by emmasexytime

Side note, a lot of girls don't want you to go for a long time

In my experience those are the one's who already been stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey beforehand.

CaptainHowdy · 03-04-2018, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by emmasexytime

Side note, a lot of girls don't want you to go for a long time

That is a relief to read ...

Busty2 · 03-04-2018, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead

I think minwax would work better on your deck

Ha Ha Ha !!!

Best-In-BC · 03-04-2018, 09:29 AM

Everyone does it, well the precum that is.

Grapesoda · 03-04-2018, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Pro tip: jack off before the date. Maybe during the date (go to the bathroom).

Less spunk, more funk.

yup.. and if you pop, just pop in your hand and go back to work.

Grapesoda · 03-04-2018, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That is a relief to read ...

yes but if they tell ya get some lube keep pounding!

Grapesoda · 03-04-2018, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Pro Tip #2: Think of former British Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher naked in the rain on a giant yellow tractor plowing a field. Trust me on this one.

(You can also try taping a picture of Maggie on the girl's back while fucking her doggy style but be careful when removing the tape.)

fav thatcher quote: If I walked on water they would say it's because I can't swim

sounds just like trump lol!

Badmaash · 03-04-2018, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Don't know if its a throwback of my teenage years (which I could barely count them as "days" in my head), but I can't seem to hold the climax fort nowadays. Tonight I have a venal rendezvous and, counting on the randomenss of the female soul, I hope (such a horrible word) that she actually feels flattered by the fact I unload after a few pumps.

Care to share any tips??

Smoke more weed and it will take you longer to cum!

ErectMedia · 03-04-2018, 09:54 AM

In my twenties total control. Could drill full speed ahead and nut whenever I saw the chick was good whether that was 5 minutes or 2+ hours. Now that I'm older if it's a random chick I don't care if it's 10-15 minutes you get the goo cause I got other shit to do. If it's a chick I wanna keep around than maybe I rub one out an hour or two before going out.

CaptainHowdy · 03-05-2018, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Normally, I can go as long as I want but when I haven't busted a nut in a week I can be sure to cum pretty quickly. Here's a couple of things to try.

Start in missionary and go super slow with some teasing strokes. Don't go in all the way for a few minutes. Once you've gone all the way in, just keep it slow for a while. Then you should be able to hammer away.

Also...you can touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Focusing on that will keep your mind off how good that pussy is and help you last longer. I think desensitizing your dick serves no purpose, other than to impress a woman. What about your pleasure?

My wife sleeps naked and is always wet in the morning. When I pull those covers back and see two round peaches and that tiny waist I slide over and bust a nut in under a two minutes...and those are the best in my opinion. Lasting a half hour is overrated.

That was helpful and hot at the same time ...

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