Melania doesn't like to hold Dirty D's hand - GoFuckYourself.com

OneHungLo · 04-25-2018, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

that was pretty funny...the whole pinky swipe and all

crockett · 04-25-2018, 11:08 AM

I bet she says "please lock him up every night" She probably screams Muller's name while getting pounded..

OneHungLo · 04-25-2018, 11:09 AM

I hate to say it but she hates holding hands with Trump. I'm sure there's some serious shit going on behind closed doors. I can't even imagine what it's like to have all that infidelity shit constantly playing out in public.

RedFred · 04-25-2018, 11:10 AM

Brian mike · 04-25-2018, 11:13 AM

melania haved responsive hands

Sly · 04-25-2018, 11:47 AM

I saw this picture the other day and thought it was pretty funny.

Obama laying it down!

At Mrs. Bush's funeral no less, LOL.

ruff · 04-25-2018, 12:25 PM

Her hand is bigger than his.

Rochard · 04-25-2018, 12:30 PM

Those two are so fucking odd together....

directfiesta · 04-25-2018, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I saw this picture the other day and thought it was pretty funny.

Obama laying it down!

At Mrs. Bush's funeral no less, LOL.

she looks happy .... David Dennison was far away ......

CaptainHowdy · 04-25-2018, 01:05 PM

Guess you've never been married, Mark ...

2MuchMark · 04-25-2018, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Guess you've never been married, Mark ...

I've been with my spouse for longer than D&M have been, and we still hold hands every day, where ever we go. We even hold hands in our sleep. No kidding.

kane · 04-25-2018, 01:18 PM

I won't be shocked if she divorces him as soon as he is out of office or if he runs in 2020 and wins reelection.

GAMEFINEST · 04-25-2018, 01:22 PM

She hates his ass

NatalieK · 04-25-2018, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I won't be shocked if she divorces him as soon as he is out of office or if he runs in 2020 and wins reelection.

she won´t ever divorce him, she´s not allowed

directfiesta · 04-25-2018, 03:17 PM

Well, 2nd choice :

beerptrol · 04-25-2018, 03:40 PM

Behind closed doors she probably tells him to go pay for some hooker to hold your small hand!

bronco67 · 04-25-2018, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Holy shit that's pathetic. He's the number one leading cause of vaginal dryness.

the "thank you" after she finally let him touch her made me cringe.

bronco67 · 04-25-2018, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

she looks happy .... David Dennison was far away ......

Obama probably doesn't just sit there talking about himself.

Zuzana Designs · 04-25-2018, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

I've been with my spouse for longer than D&M have been, and we still hold hands every day, where ever we go. We even hold hands in our sleep. No kidding.

Ahhh, that's aweosme!!!!

The Porn Nerd · 04-25-2018, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

We even hold hands in our sleep. No kidding.

OMG gag me with a spoon! LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Ahhh, that's aweosme!!!!

Spoken like a chick.

Zuzana Designs · 04-25-2018, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OMG gag me with a spoon! LOL

Spoken like a chick.

stickyfingerz · 04-25-2018, 05:40 PM

Pretty sure "Dirty D" is already secured by another person. lol

Bladewire · 04-25-2018, 06:09 PM

Melania was beaming with joy while talking with Obama at Bushes funeral three days ago.

Why doesn't Melania ever smile like this with that stinky morbidly obese 71 year old urine smelling diaper wearing geriatric grandfather she has the arranged marriage with?

bronco67 · 04-25-2018, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Melania was beaming with joy while talking with Obama at Bushes funeral three days ago.

Why doesn't Melania ever smile like this with that stinky morbidly obese 71 year old urine smelling diaper wearing geriatric grandfather she has the arranged marriage with?

I wonder if Donald could charm Michelle Obama like that.

HairyChick · 04-25-2018, 07:30 PM

He probably has a Marla Maples as a side piece. He cheated on Ivana, cheated on Marla, I doubt he's a good boy now.

She is not a toucher anymore. She used to be all over him in public. She doesn't speak much but I'm not sure it's the accent or not having the intelligence to hold a political conversation.

First Ladies usually stand behind something. So far she's stood behind nothing but his back. She needs a cause.

2MuchMark · 04-25-2018, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Holy shit that's pathetic. He's the number one leading cause of vaginal dryness.

OMG Bahahahahahaha.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Ahhh, that's aweosme!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OMG gag me with a spoon! LOL

Yes, I know. You could call it romantic, but I look at it from a more scientific point of view. She's asleep, dead to the world, dreaming her dreamy dreams and snoring away (She sounds like a Semi!). But if I put my hand near hers, she grabs it, flips it, turns it whatever so she can hold it. All without missing a snore. So cool!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Melania was beaming with joy while talking with Obama at Bushes funeral three days ago.

Why doesn't Melania ever smile like this with that stinky morbidly obese 71 year old urine smelling diaper wearing geriatric grandfather she has the arranged marriage with?

Bladewire · 04-25-2018, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I wonder if Donald could charm Michelle Obama like that.

She'd scratch his eyes out if he even attempted eye contact

Sarn · 04-26-2018, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

JFK · 04-26-2018, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

Well, 2nd choice :

04-25-2018, 11:04 AM	#1
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 48,540	Melania doesn't like to hold Dirty D's hand __________________ VideoChat Solutions \| Custom Software \| IT Support https://www.2much.net \| https://www.lcntech.com

04-25-2018, 11:08 AM	#3
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	I bet she says "please lock him up every night" She probably screams Muller's name while getting pounded.. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

04-25-2018, 11:13 AM	#6
Brian mike #Alberta51 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: USA Territory (Alberta) Posts: 7,880	melania haved responsive hands __________________ Tube - Cam - Escorts - Top List Menu Tab - Banner - Header Link - Blog Post DM me

04-25-2018, 11:47 AM	#7
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,289	I saw this picture the other day and thought it was pretty funny. Obama laying it down! At Mrs. Bush's funeral no less, LOL. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Wanted: CCBill pay sites for sale

04-25-2018, 12:30 PM	#9
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,835	Those two are so fucking odd together.... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

04-25-2018, 11:09 AM	#4
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,910	I hate to say it but she hates holding hands with Trump. I'm sure there's some serious shit going on behind closed doors. I can't even imagine what it's like to have all that infidelity shit constantly playing out in public.

04-25-2018, 11:10 AM	#5
RedFred Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 9,782

04-25-2018, 12:25 PM	#8
ruff I have a plan B Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,501	Her hand is bigger than his.

04-25-2018, 01:05 PM	#11
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 92,997	Guess you've never been married, Mark ... __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

04-25-2018, 01:18 PM	#13
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I won't be shocked if she divorces him as soon as he is out of office or if he runs in 2020 and wins reelection.

04-25-2018, 01:22 PM	#14
GAMEFINEST Make STACK$ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: sexy time Posts: 14,418	She hates his ass __________________ Compound interest.

04-25-2018, 03:17 PM	#16
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,584	Well, 2nd choice :

04-25-2018, 03:40 PM	#17
beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	Behind closed doors she probably tells him to go pay for some hooker to hold your small hand! __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant

04-25-2018, 05:40 PM	#23
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Pretty sure "Dirty D" is already secured by another person. lol

04-25-2018, 06:09 PM	#24
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	Melania was beaming with joy while talking with Obama at Bushes funeral three days ago. Why doesn't Melania ever smile like this with that stinky morbidly obese 71 year old urine smelling diaper wearing geriatric grandfather she has the arranged marriage with?

04-25-2018, 07:30 PM	#26
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	He probably has a Marla Maples as a side piece. He cheated on Ivana, cheated on Marla, I doubt he's a good boy now. She is not a toucher anymore. She used to be all over him in public. She doesn't speak much but I'm not sure it's the accent or not having the intelligence to hold a political conversation. First Ladies usually stand behind something. So far she's stood behind nothing but his back. She needs a cause. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************