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Old 05-28-2018, 05:49 AM   #1
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a bronco a question...

you know how when you are divining around and you come to a hill?

like on the freeway or some other road.... and a lane gets added on the right and a sign says 'slower traffic keep right'.

so you keep driving slow as shit and do not move to the right, where the slower traffic is directed.. ..

what the fuck are you thinking when everybody almost gets killed jamming up the hill in the right lane, passing you on the right and trying merge back before the right lane ends....?

so whats in your mind? same thing as when you are plodding along the freeway in the fast lane and EVERYBODY swerves around and passes you on the right?
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Old 05-28-2018, 05:55 AM   #2
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some people are shit...
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:02 AM   #3
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you know how when you are divining around and you come to a hill?

like on the freeway or some other road.... and a lane gets added on the right and a sign says 'slower traffic keep right'.

so you keep driving slow as shit and do not move to the right, where the slower traffic is directed.. ..

what the fuck are you thinking when everybody almost gets killed jamming up the hill in the right lane, passing you on the right and trying merge back before the right lane ends....?

so whats in your mind? same thing as when you are plodding along the freeway in the fast lane and EVERYBODY swerves around and passes you on the right?
Thankfully you don't have that problem while riding the short bus that is driven by Trump. He tells you that the bus is moving at the speed of light and you believe him while licking the window.
While in reality the bus is moving at 5mph and is traveling on the right shoulder
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Old 05-28-2018, 10:22 AM   #4
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Yes bronco is THAT GUY who drives slow in the fast lane. He doesn't understand the rules of the road and expects people to go around him.
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Old 05-28-2018, 10:35 AM   #5
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Thankfully you don't have that problem while riding the short bus that is driven by Trump. He tells you that the bus is moving at the speed of light and you believe him while licking the window.
While in reality the bus is moving at 5mph and is traveling on the right shoulder
you are such a dumb fuck.. you know damn good and well I do not respond well to 'mind reading by assholes' hummm... that might be a great skit in a car for youtube?

we could drive around with you saying stupid shit pretending to read minds??? take bets on how many times you get bopped on the nose?

you know how broke assfucks like you always say: I don't need a nice car to feel good about myself?

life is a journey homeboy.... I like my journey in a nice car
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Old 05-28-2018, 10:36 AM   #6
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some people are shit...
it never ceases to amaze me... like WTF is the guy thinking when EVERY FUCKING car screams around him...
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Old 05-28-2018, 10:38 AM   #7
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Yes bronco is THAT GUY who drives slow in the fast lane. He doesn't understand the rules of the road and expects people to go around him.
I have no idea what or if bronco thinks.... I figured the nic for a bot for years... who could be that fucked up? right?
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Old 05-28-2018, 11:29 AM   #8
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You're a fucking moron. Try writing a coherent sentence.
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Old 05-28-2018, 03:26 PM   #9
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Why are you divining on a hill? Divining works best on flat land.

How the hell do you expect find water on a hill?
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it never ceases to amaze me... like WTF is the guy thinking when EVERY FUCKING car screams around him...
some people have the ability to completely not care about others...
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Old 05-28-2018, 07:49 PM   #11
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some people have the ability to completely not care about others...
low aptitude I'm thinking....
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Why are you divining on a hill? Divining works best on flat land.

How the hell do you expect find water on a hill?
yup going to spell check hell
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You're a fucking moron. Try writing a coherent sentence.
I have 2 speeds, on and more on
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