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07-07-2019, 02:02 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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Can you think of a better slogan to help me win a years worth of free lube?
I've ended up with an entry form for a contest in the UK from a lube company. Complete the following slogan in 10 words or less: I like EZ lube because... (EZ Lube is not the real name)
I've come up with: I like EZ lube because... "Gayness in the Anus, without lube may cause you painus" Exactly 10 words... + it also rhymes... Its a physical competition (Not Online) so I have to fill out a piece of paper and send it off. So I only get one go... Before I do... Can you think of a better one? My second choice of: I like EZ lube because... "I'm a fucking pervert' doesn't seem to have a winning ring to it...   |
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07-07-2019, 03:28 PM
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StraightBro
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA
Posts: 56,229
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I like EZ lube because... when it's dry & stiff EZlube gets it in quick.
Slight variation I like EZ lube because... when it's dry & stiff it gets it in quick. Slight variation I like EZ lube because... when it's stiff EZ lube gets it in quick. |
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07-08-2019, 01:14 AM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,622
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Glide like a mother fucker with EZ lube
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07-08-2019, 05:35 AM
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They left the door open
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 4,459
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Don't be a dick, lube your stick, with EZ Lube
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07-08-2019, 05:42 AM
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Member since 1999
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Off the Amalfi coast
Posts: 7,202
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EZ Lube the lubricant for DICK's
KY jelly, the Slip & Slide for dicks |
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