Raja Bin Laden issues fatwah on chargebacks - GoFuckYourself.com

Raja · 07-24-2018, 11:04 AM

ATASCADEROSTAN, CA: Salaam, my brothers and sisters. And by "peace", I mean "peace of mind" when processing payments. For I, Raja Bin Laden, have declared Holy War on the Great Satan Fraud, and its Baby Satan Chargebacks. They shrink in fear from the very name ChargebackHelp.

If you're facing a payments apocalypse from processing too many chargebacks, ChargebackHelp can redeem you. Ask upon us anything. Nothing too extreme, though, I'm from Canada.

This is the direct line to my undisclosed location: 1(800)975-9905
Or visit my cave: http://chargebackhelp.com

Call us for a free chargeback analysis, and let your revenue flow like spice upon a camel's back.

RAJA'S FIVE PILLARS OF PROCESSING PROTECTION:
1. Know that my minions will not rest until your chargeback ratios are acceptable to VISA & MasterCard (peace be upon them).

2. We will reduce your chargebacks to refunds and lay waste to friendly fraud with representment.

3. We will purge your unclean processing costs by up to 80% in the fires of our blessed gateway BILLAPAY.

4. We will deliver you unto our Merchant Services at reasonable prices.

5. We will manage your alerts while you vacation in Paradise with 70 virgins... 2 hookers... 1 spouse... whatever your preference. No judgement.

CaptainHowdy · 07-24-2018, 11:06 AM

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CurrentlySober · 07-24-2018, 11:13 AM

Certainly original...

JFK · 07-24-2018, 11:16 AM

Rajaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sly · 07-24-2018, 11:27 AM

I have never so much wanted to be associated with a bin Laden!

Klen · 07-24-2018, 11:31 AM

Funny but in mainstream someone would probably be offended by this.

Mohawk Steve · 07-24-2018, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raja

CarlosTheGaucho · 07-25-2018, 10:01 AM

Bumping!

Made my day!

)))))

Kenny B! · 07-25-2018, 10:20 AM

So many puns, it's so funny it hertz;-)

DraX · 07-25-2018, 10:34 AM

webgurl · 07-25-2018, 12:49 PM

You post in here?!!! How did i not know this lol

Raja · 07-25-2018, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl

You post in here?!!! How did i not know this lol

I am coming out of my cave

HairyChick · 07-25-2018, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raja

I am coming out of my cave

You have risen from your grave!

NatalieK · 07-25-2018, 02:38 PM

great line of business...

we all need protecting from chargebacks, congrats

RyuLion · 07-25-2018, 04:55 PM

Raja!!!!

When are we going to Costa Rica again?

american pervert · 07-25-2018, 05:24 PM

dirka dirka dirka!

Major (Tom) · 07-25-2018, 05:45 PM

Raja! Crackin me up here! What if your chargebacks are fine.. how much can you save on fees etc

Duke

j3rkules · 07-26-2018, 01:01 AM

A genius of marketing.

Mickey_ · 07-26-2018, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B!

So many puns, it's so funny it hertz;-)

I logged in to post "

"

Ramster · 07-26-2018, 06:12 AM

Love it!

NYRangers · 07-26-2018, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B!

So many puns, it's so funny it hertz;-)

After I stopped laughing at the initial post which was brilliant with the picture, I started giggling again after reading this.

Very well done by both of you.

Relentless · 07-26-2018, 11:36 AM

Mission Accomplished!

MaDalton · 07-26-2018, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B!

So many puns, it's so funny it hertz;-)

fuzebox · 07-26-2018, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Raja!!!!

When are we going to Costa Rica again?

MichaelP · 07-27-2018, 04:37 AM

OMG ! Funny as F*CK! Congrats Raja, you made my day!

See you and Laurel soon.. ? ;)

Phoenix · 07-27-2018, 05:59 AM

lol...nice

Brad Mitchell · 07-27-2018, 12:56 PM

Lots of love for Raja! Always a stand up guy.

Brad

NatalieMojoHost · 07-27-2018, 01:07 PM

Beautiful marketing! Love it!

poncabare · 07-27-2018, 07:35 PM

Well played sir

dillonaire · 07-28-2018, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raja

I am coming out of my cave

The closet is more like it.

huey · 07-29-2018, 11:30 AM

Hey Raja, hilarious : )

Long time no see!

Bladewire · 07-30-2018, 03:23 AM

Bump for business

Neighbor · 07-30-2018, 10:17 AM

Clever!

RyuLion · 07-30-2018, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I miss Mini Kiss band!

officemike · 07-30-2018, 03:32 PM

Bumpin for the biznass

Rochard · 07-30-2018, 04:18 PM

Everyone like Raja!

07-24-2018, 11:04 AM	#1
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