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08-05-2018, 12:26 AM
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How Many Litres Of Cum Are You Responsible For On Your Website?
Totally a random thought lol. So I calculated it.
I found I have about 100k sessions on my site per month, I assume say 25k or 1/4 get off on it, spending about 7 minutes on my site with a low bounce rate. The average load is between 2ml and 6ml so i went with 3ml on the lower end. The result is 75,000ML or /1000 = 75 litres of cum assuming they are all male and 1/4 of total users got off to my site. Sorry about the Canadian spelling and sorry for this useless fact! Maybe you'll find an error in my data. 75 litres of cum  per month is a lot. But I bet some of you do way more haha.  It's perverted but totally something to wonder about when you're thinking of your user's experience. I hope they got off or this was all for nothing. ;) |
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08-05-2018, 12:28 AM
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Or 19.81 gallons
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08-05-2018, 12:50 AM
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about 10 gallons a month from my members, damn, some of them are filthy fuckers
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08-05-2018, 02:23 AM
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When you like you don't count ...
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08-05-2018, 03:02 AM
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Let's Make Money
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Imagine the amount for pornhub or youporn alone. Must be the size of Olympic swimming pool daily. That is a lot! lol
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08-05-2018, 08:51 AM
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You should also note in an effort to be fully transparent that its possible 10% of your members who are over the age of 55 could be suffering from Benign Prostate Hyperplasia also known as BHP this could result in average loads increasing from 3ml to 20ml due to the enlarged size of the Prostate. This would skew your final results ?  |
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08-05-2018, 09:07 AM
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Over 20 years, I can only imagine
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08-05-2018, 09:09 AM
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08-05-2018, 11:42 AM
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Do you guys realized what happened in this thread? We all generally agreed on what we were here to talk about ;). Kind of a business thread! Happy nutting.
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08-05-2018, 11:45 AM
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Kind of a gross thought.
But I am guilty. I look at all the shit Ive bought since starting my first site, and have randomly thought about this myself over the years. LOL
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