Guy in line in front of me bought a bag of liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos. - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr Pheer · 08-24-2018, 06:42 PM

I knew soldiers that would put that MRE cheese spread on their cookies. Fucking weird.

JesseQuinn · 08-25-2018, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

oreos I know of, haven't ever eaten one as not into cookies. did devour a kid when we were 13, he was called Oreo by white boys for being Black and reading and having my attention.

liquid cheese is an actual thing? that people ingest? I suppose after viewing americans at an ihop nothing should surprise me

holy fuck though. and yes, I pray they are high.

beerptrol · 08-25-2018, 05:56 AM

Probably reminds him of your mom. when he spreads her black legs he sees some white jizz with a little taco cheese

CurrentlySober · 08-25-2018, 05:58 AM

i cunt a4d to buy a bag of liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos...

JesseQuinn · 08-25-2018, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cunt a4d to buy a bag of liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos...

liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos were not terms I knew existed before today

the more we know *rainbow*

lovebitch · 08-25-2018, 06:25 AM

Those links in your signature, i like it

King Mark · 08-25-2018, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos were not terms I knew existed before today

the more we know *rainbow*

Yeah, we dont use those terms in america...

dyna mo · 08-25-2018, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

I suppose after viewing americans at an ihop nothing should surprise me

I wonder what Americans at that ihop judged about you. I have some idea.

JesseQuinn · 08-25-2018, 09:53 AM

^^ sure my tomato juice instead of 10 pancakes stacked and covered with syrup, whipped cream, butter and some sort of fruit compote that I doubt contained any fruit was unusual.

but I was with my friends, laughed our asses off quietly (not into food or body shaming anyone) and I guarantee I left our waitress the best tip of her day

so think I handled that pretty well. still funny as fuck though

dyna mo · 08-25-2018, 10:06 AM

yeah, the finger pointer is the best tipper in bizarro world. oh noes, someone ate pancakes at a fucking pancake restaurant.

don't bail out on your bigotry now.

JesseQuinn · 08-25-2018, 10:15 AM

uh, I always tip minimum 50% as I have a bunch of friends who work in that industry and know they kinda need that cash

my friends ate pancakes, just not ten per person. yes it was funny watching the show there but bigotry? please do not ascribe unwarranted and unfair characteristics on me.

would never call someone out for acting differently than me, but I can still find it funny.

the supposed hate is something you created, nothing to do with me or my conduct at any time or in any place.

man up and eat some liquid cheese or something

dyna mo · 08-25-2018, 10:15 AM

you "guarantee" you gave the biggest tip to the waitress.

you literally have no fucking idea how you tip stacks up against other tips.

jesus fucking christ. fucking finger pointers pointing at people eating pancakes in a pancake restaurant while claiming they tip better than anyone.

dyna mo · 08-25-2018, 10:16 AM

oh wow, a 50% tip on a glass of fucking tomato juice.

you certainly earned the right to be a bigot.

JesseQuinn · 08-25-2018, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you "guarantee" you gave the biggest tip to the waitress

absolutely. paid for my friends food too as a treat as we do rounds on that kinda thing as we are not parsimonious assholes.

hooked on phonics worked for me

Sly · 08-25-2018, 10:19 AM

Pancakes with blueberry jam sound excellent right now.

JesseQuinn · 08-25-2018, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Pancakes with blueberry jam sound excellent right now.

I have never eaten a pancake or jam, but blueberries rock

still intrigued by this liquid cheese thing

dyna mo · 08-25-2018, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

we are not parsimonious assholes.

you sure come across like one. finger pointing people for eating pancakes at a pancake restaurant, then using that to cast pejorative views on large swaths of people while you pride yourself for being the best tipper at the same time.

that's pretty much the definition of a parsimonious asshole.

DraX · 08-25-2018, 11:06 AM

Screw liquid cheese and oreos...

dyna mo · 08-25-2018, 11:08 AM

ftr, we call it cheese wizz in America.

anyone who has watched Blues Brothers knows that.

OneHungLo · 08-25-2018, 11:36 AM

Only @ GFY could a thread about Oreos and liquid cheese devolve into bigotry and parsimonious (whatever the hell that means) assholes lol

RedFred · 08-25-2018, 04:37 PM

Liquid cheese? Sleeve of oreos? No one in America uses those terms. What country does OP live in? Why does he pretend to be American?

Colmike9 · 08-25-2018, 05:48 PM

Saying a "sleeve" of Oreos was a stupid comment on Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Charlie and Dee were scoping out the Lawyer. A sleeve is one row...

If you haven't seen liquid cheese, then you're doing nachos wrong...

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JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,230	^^ sure my tomato juice instead of 10 pancakes stacked and covered with syrup, whipped cream, butter and some sort of fruit compote that I doubt contained any fruit was unusual. but I was with my friends, laughed our asses off quietly (not into food or body shaming anyone) and I guarantee I left our waitress the best tip of her day so think I handled that pretty well. still funny as fuck though

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,913	yeah, the finger pointer is the best tipper in bizarro world. oh noes, someone ate pancakes at a fucking pancake restaurant. don't bail out on your bigotry now.

08-25-2018, 10:15 AM	#12
JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,230	uh, I always tip minimum 50% as I have a bunch of friends who work in that industry and know they kinda need that cash my friends ate pancakes, just not ten per person. yes it was funny watching the show there but bigotry? please do not ascribe unwarranted and unfair characteristics on me. would never call someone out for acting differently than me, but I can still find it funny. the supposed hate is something you created, nothing to do with me or my conduct at any time or in any place. man up and eat some liquid cheese or something

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,913	oh wow, a 50% tip on a glass of fucking tomato juice. you certainly earned the right to be a bigot.

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08-25-2018, 11:36 AM	#21
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,910	Only @ GFY could a thread about Oreos and liquid cheese devolve into bigotry and parsimonious (whatever the hell that means) assholes lol

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