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blackmonsters · 09-13-2018, 05:40 AM

I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
judge what Trump is all about.

I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.

But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

Matt-ADX · 09-13-2018, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
judge what Trump is all about.

I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.

But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

Tight thread, solid content. A+ would read again

CjTheFish · 09-13-2018, 06:56 AM

Okay thanks for sharing!

Rochard · 09-13-2018, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

We should have planned this out better.

Good luck.

blackmonsters · 09-13-2018, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

We should have planned this out better.

Good luck.

No Rochard, you have it all planned already, so all I need is the ticket bro.

Fuck, oh wait. I don't have the National ID yet so I can't even fly from this state.

So never mind, I've actually died alone already.
The fucking paramedics ruined everything by coming fast and bringing me back to life without brain damage.
They can be such assholes; going around saving people who need to die.

crockett · 09-13-2018, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
judge what Trump is all about.

I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.

But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

Don't worry if 3,000 white people die he will still claim "he" did a great job it was everyone else who fucked up!!!!

$5 submissions · 09-13-2018, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt-ADX

Tight thread, solid content. A+ would read again

New York Review of books quality?

CaptainHowdy · 09-13-2018, 01:38 PM

There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .

ghjghj · 09-13-2018, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .

there we go

blackmonsters · 09-13-2018, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .

I don't think you actually read everything I posted because this comment makes no sense.

ilnjscb · 09-13-2018, 03:52 PM

BMonsters, if I have a PHP site, NOT wordpress, is it reasonable that I could get the same functionality from wordpress? WP has always seemed candyass to me, am I right about that?

SBJ · 09-13-2018, 03:57 PM

this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though.

Stay dry. Roll tide!

ANAL PASTE · 09-13-2018, 04:17 PM

Don't forget to sign up for "English as foreign language - 1001" course

onwebcam · 09-13-2018, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Don't worry if 3,000 white people die he will still claim "he" did a great job it was everyone else who fucked up!!!!

Fake news.. PR official records show less than 100 people died.. Total deaths were only slightly higher than average

blackmonsters · 09-13-2018, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

BMonsters, if I have a PHP site, NOT wordpress, is it reasonable that I could get the same functionality from wordpress? WP has always seemed candyass to me, am I right about that?

Wordpress can be made to do anything with a plugin or theme.
The problem is do you want to pay? The last person didn't want to pay what I charge.
It's not 1998, that 3rd world pay shit is over.
Developers need to know more than Frontpage now.

blackmonsters · 09-13-2018, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though.

Stay dry. Roll tide!

Try reading some real news.
Expect plenty of death and destruction on the East coast USA.

nico-t · 09-13-2018, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though.

Stay dry. Roll tide!

lol... zero. Absolutely nothing. Please, someone bet me their life savings on this. Put your money where your mouth is... nobody ever does

enjoy the MSM invoked dream they've been wishing for two+ pathetic years of propaganda

holy shit this is getting funnier and funnier

SBJ · 09-13-2018, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

lol... zero. Absolutely nothing. Please, someone bet me their life savings on this. Put your money where your mouth is... nobody ever does

enjoy the MSM invoked dream they've been wishing for two+ pathetic years of propaganda

holy shit this is getting funnier and funnier

what are you talking about?

nico-t · 09-13-2018, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

what are you talking about?

well i think it's more of a reply to the OP... just think of it as a YUGE honor that i quoted you

blackmonsters · 09-13-2018, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

what are you talking about?

That guy can't read. He has yet to figure out the joke is on Rochard, even with 14 of these

at the bottom.

He just saw "Trump" and dove blindly into defense mode.

blackmonsters · 09-13-2018, 09:02 PM

The storm is weakening but I wish I could cut down this tree before it gets here.
The tree died from half way up to the top. Not a single leaf above the lighting strike.
A pretty big limb fell three days ago from the rain and partly hit the house.
Bigger limbs than that one are ready to fall and I figure the trunk could fall in this storm.

I'm in for a rough time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsnX4ZbFAQ

If you can afford it, please consider sending me relief funds because I got a feeling I
will not have internet access to ask for it later.

paypal link : paypal.me/econfirmpro

My paypal is $300 in the NEGATIVE.
Which kind of makes the whole "send me relief" seem useless.

I guess this is why people pray, it's pretty much all I can do at this point.
I can't even leave unless I can get a ride.

Congrats to the winners!

I got one beer in the fridge so I'm going to drink it now and enjoy it like no other beer I ever had.

blackmonsters · 09-14-2018, 06:19 AM

The storm is 200 miles away from me now and I'm not seeing nearly as much wind as in the past with other hurricanes that were not even this close to me.

So I'm starting to become more optimistic even though the storm is set for the eye to go
right over me.

I think it will be weak by the time it hits me; but it will probably flood.
I'm sort of on a hill so I'm in a decent place in case of a flood.

Disclaimer : The following video is not a hurricane; it's my sperm seeking a vagina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNpLkxToPfk

crockett · 09-14-2018, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

The storm is 200 miles away from me now and I'm not seeing nearly as much wind as in the past with other hurricanes that were not even this close to me.

So I'm starting to become more optimistic even though the storm is set for the eye to go
right over me.

I think it will be weak by the time it hits me; but it will probably flood.
I'm sort of on a hill so I'm in a decent place in case of a flood.

Disclaimer : The following video is not a hurricane; it's my sperm seeking a vagina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNpLkxToPfk

Im in ATL right now abd have to drive 81 to PA. Hoping I can slip past it before it gets too far inland.

blackmonsters · 09-14-2018, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Im in ATL right now abd have to drive 81 to PA. Hoping I can slip past it before it gets too far inland.

If you take 75 to Chattanooga today then you will be fine.
Waiting until tomorrow is riskier.

GFED · 09-14-2018, 06:51 AM

Best wishes to you BM.

blackmonsters · 09-14-2018, 07:02 AM

Just made this video of the tree I'm worried about.

https://youtu.be/yYQdaHhEvkE

blackmonsters · 09-14-2018, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GFED

Best wishes to you BM.

Things are looking much better now. As long as that tree holds up I think I'm good.

ilnjscb · 09-14-2018, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Wordpress can be made to do anything with a plugin or theme.
The problem is do you want to pay? The last person didn't want to pay what I charge.
It's not 1998, that 3rd world pay shit is over.
Developers need to know more than Frontpage now.

Thanks - I am looking at a product that has like 3% market share to implement with WP. I may hit you up if I get to the transition to WP done.

CaptainHowdy · 09-14-2018, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I don't think you actually read everything I posted because this comment makes no sense.

I often talk to myself in other peoples threads . . . My apologies.

hottoddy · 09-14-2018, 09:22 AM

Best of luck! I've spent the morning watching reporters sporting hip waders standing in puddles. They are trying to make the most of this Cat 1 storm - oh, but the water and power outages! The horror!

Much of the media is suggesting Trump caused this storm. After all, it's a direct result of cancelling the Paris climate accord. On one hand, they say he's just a 4th grader having daily tantrums. On the other, he has godlike powers that can create storms! Any deaths or property damage will surely be his fault as well. If the response is anything but stellar ... yup, Trump's fault. The libs will be expecting a federal 24/7 Servpro response (like it never happened) covering two entire states.

blackmonsters · 09-14-2018, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by hottoddy

Best of luck! I've spent the morning watching reporters sporting hip waders standing in puddles. They are trying to make the most of this Cat 1 storm - oh, but the water and power outages! The horror!

Much of the media is suggesting Trump caused this storm. After all, it's a direct result of cancelling the Paris climate accord. On one hand, they say he's just a 4th grader having daily tantrums. On the other, he has godlike powers that can create storms! Any deaths or property damage will surely be his fault as well. If the response is anything but stellar ... yup, Trump's fault. The libs will be expecting a federal 24/7 Servpro response (like it never happened) covering two entire states.

I hear you; but if Trump is not responsible for anything, then what exactly is his fucking job?

He sure gets credit when private companies and individuals buy stock and make the market rise or that he's helping imaginary Black people get jobs even though he fired the only one he had.

dyna mo · 09-14-2018, 09:32 AM

I would hope everyone would want a federal response to an emergency, regardless of some local tv station trying to pin a storm on trump reneging on the PCA.

blackmonsters · 09-16-2018, 07:23 PM

Well, looks like I survived another one.

Some of you must be so "disappoint".

sarettah · 09-16-2018, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I often talk to myself in other peoples threads . . . My apologies.

Never explain yourself.

.

blackmonsters · 09-16-2018, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Never explain yourself.

.

touche

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blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,227	The storm is weakening but I wish I could cut down this tree before it gets here. The tree died from half way up to the top. Not a single leaf above the lighting strike. A pretty big limb fell three days ago from the rain and partly hit the house. Bigger limbs than that one are ready to fall and I figure the trunk could fall in this storm. I'm in for a rough time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsnX4ZbFAQ If you can afford it, please consider sending me relief funds because I got a feeling I will not have internet access to ask for it later. paypal link : paypal.me/econfirmpro My paypal is $300 in the NEGATIVE. Which kind of makes the whole "send me relief" seem useless. I guess this is why people pray, it's pretty much all I can do at this point. I can't even leave unless I can get a ride. Congrats to the winners! I got one beer in the fridge so I'm going to drink it now and enjoy it like no other beer I ever had. __________________ Make Money with Porn

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ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,785	BMonsters, if I have a PHP site, NOT wordpress, is it reasonable that I could get the same functionality from wordpress? WP has always seemed candyass to me, am I right about that?

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blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,227	The storm is 200 miles away from me now and I'm not seeing nearly as much wind as in the past with other hurricanes that were not even this close to me. So I'm starting to become more optimistic even though the storm is set for the eye to go right over me. I think it will be weak by the time it hits me; but it will probably flood. I'm sort of on a hill so I'm in a decent place in case of a flood. Disclaimer : The following video is not a hurricane; it's my sperm seeking a vagina. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNpLkxToPfk __________________ Make Money with Porn

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hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,048	Best of luck! I've spent the morning watching reporters sporting hip waders standing in puddles. They are trying to make the most of this Cat 1 storm - oh, but the water and power outages! The horror! Much of the media is suggesting Trump caused this storm. After all, it's a direct result of cancelling the Paris climate accord. On one hand, they say he's just a 4th grader having daily tantrums. On the other, he has godlike powers that can create storms! Any deaths or property damage will surely be his fault as well. If the response is anything but stellar ... yup, Trump's fault. The libs will be expecting a federal 24/7 Servpro response (like it never happened) covering two entire states. __________________ - *** -

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