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Old 05-03-2003, 03:08 AM   #1
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Don't kiss a parrot on the beak when she's been eating habaneros. My lips are burning off my face!
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:10 AM   #2
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"Aoihhrte"?
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:28 AM   #3
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:30 AM   #4
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You kiss your parrot on the beak and feed it habaneros?
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:38 AM   #5
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Don't kiss a parrot on the beak when she's been eating habaneros. My lips are burning off my face!
are you one of those freaky cat or bird persons, that call you pets; "you babies"
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:40 AM   #6
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I have a hint for you guys too, never let your dog lick your face after he's eaten a dead animal he found.
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:42 AM   #7
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:43 AM   #8
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Don't kiss a parrot on the beak when she's been eating habaneros. My lips are burning off my face!

Try to save at least half a lip for me please!!!!!!

lol

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Old 05-03-2003, 03:44 AM   #9
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I have a hint for you guys too, never let your dog lick your face after he's eaten a dead animal he found.
why? does it make your "lips burn off my face"
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:46 AM   #10
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why? does it make your "lips burn off my face"
No but it makes your "Dinner jump off your stomach"
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:46 AM   #11
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what about kissing your favorit fish, after it have been playing "floater dodge" in the toilet?
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:47 AM   #12
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Just flush, and buy a new one.
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:47 AM   #13
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No but it makes your "Dinner jump off your stomach"
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:48 AM   #14
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Just flush, and buy a new one.
where do i buy a new perfect floater? these are hard to find
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:48 AM   #15
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:51 AM   #16
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where do i buy a new perfect floater? these are hard to find
Don't eat fibers
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:51 AM   #17
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stop stalking me - go pay with Amp
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:52 AM   #18
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Im a pillowbiter
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:54 AM   #19
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stop stalking me - go pay with Amp

I am NOT stalking you.
I am merely testing a super secret never released ever formula called 2382xg-o/lfoucklinhourse.'lf.cljom

I am invisible am I not?

If I am stalking you... prove it by telling me what I'm wearing right now!!!


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Old 05-03-2003, 03:59 AM   #20
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I am NOT stalking you.
I am merely testing a super secret never released ever formula called 2382xg-o/lfoucklinhourse.'lf.cljom

I am invisible am I not?

If I am stalking you... prove it by telling me what I'm wearing right now!!!


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I know you are naked - all my stalkers are

and stop trying so hard - makes you look retarded
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Old 05-03-2003, 04:26 AM   #21
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yeah, what are you doing having beastiality kissing stuff with your pets anyways??? you're taking this whole animal persona a bit too far Peeks! ;-)
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Old 05-03-2003, 05:04 AM   #22
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its generaly a good idea to not put your mouth on an animals mouth that licks its ass... birds included
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