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View Poll Results: Would you take bad sex over no sex!? | |||
Bad sex or blowjob beats nothing. |
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7 | 30.43% |
Bad sex or blowjob? No way. Quality only. |
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3 | 13.04% |
If she’s beautiful, who cares? |
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7 | 30.43% |
Sex is overrated. Priesthood is in my future. |
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6 | 26.09% |
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll |
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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Bad Sex or No Sex?
Curious how y’all think ...
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Sex is like pizza. There is no such thing as a "bad pizza".
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Living inside your head.
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Any sex is better than no sex... Except for (me personally) gay sex. Rather have no sex. Just saying.
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Too old to care
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Why isn't Bad Sex or No Sex an option?
I can't remember any Bad Sex I've had, I've had a few pretty poor fucks. For guys it's up to them to set the pace. |
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm asexual for like 3 years, one thing is I maxed out my sex life too much when I was younger, kinda got fucking bored of it... also I've spent some time being a massive women hater as I realized the global social changes got to a point where it became quite impossible to maintain a long and balanced relationship with loyal women because loyal women barely even exist anymore... now I didn't fuck for the last 2 years I think, after more than a decade of sex addiction xD you can get used to it...
never had a "bad sex" though xD |
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If my choices aren't appealing, which is my current situation, I'd rather avoid sex . . .
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#8 |
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That's right...even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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hahahaha, good answer
but sadly, yes, there is bad sex sometimes
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I asked several female friends about this and all agreed that no sex is better.
Having had a bad lover once in a two year relationship , I’d rather do myself but stay with him. He liked to watch me and it threw me off my game. Don’t talk if you can’t say the right things My mind was hotter than his boring words. Male friend says a lover who had four kids was too loose. I suggested that he was too small .....
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Then you must not have had a lot sex. lol I was wild in my younger single days and bad sex is boring. When you a fucking someone, where a dead person would be more animated and thinking boy I should of went to blockbuster and rented a movie instead.
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Too old to care
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This is why some think you're a man. The vagina is made to pass a baby's head, so there is no man with a cock that fits snugly. It's also built with muscle that can be used to tighten around the cock.
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So Fucking Banned
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I thought you were some kind of pizza "expert" but that comment confirms you are not.
Little Caesar’s or Pizza Hut are good pizza to you? No kidding. |
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If a bad lay is hot, it usually turns out good overall even if she lays there like a sack of potatoes.
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oh there is...
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I never had a strict taste I had all type of women and I never had problems with relationships in the past, you missed the whole point of my comment just trying to put the blame on me... you might have some problem with yourself x) |
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Over time, I realize that my right hand is my most faithful sex partner ...
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Is this true, that blondes make good bj)))
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haha... all mixed replies... priesthood are all liars.
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one time i told a girl mid-action "sorry but sex requires 2 people" she was so unresponsive (or more like: responsive in a way i found repulsive, no body language, no sexiness). too bad because on looks she was a solid 8.
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The muscle is Kegel and and you can tighten it but it isn’t easy at first. We’re told to use it after childbirth to tighten up the loose muscles. I learned that in health class in junior high school. A baby could pass through me but never has, so a cock would still fit somewhat snug. After eleven years of no sex, I think I am tighter than I was. Not sure and not ready to test that theory. But you keep thinking I’m a man because I said a pussy was loose according to a friend. Have fun thinking I’ve got a cock. Guess my tv appearance on Channel 4 as a hairy woman and spokesperson was with a fake Pam who learned the thick Boston accent very quickly. She looked exactly as I described myself from hairy forearms to short 23” legs. I found someone to have the right sized boobs and with vision in one eye. Wow I’m good enough to fool Paul and the whole country! I deserve an Oscar!!! You keep thinking I’m a guy. It’s okay. Really. I’m probably not sick and my medical history and coma are all faked. I spent a year researching all the medical information needed to gain sympathy. In return I got ... hmmm what did I get here from all that work!?!?!! Time for me to go back to sleep. Errrr that’s my excuse. I’m really going to the gym to work on my manly male body. Or to my manly construction job. No. My manly job as a female impersonator!!!!!!! |
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So lets just recap, you claim that loyal women no longer exist? |
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The woman does not have to be apriori faithful, she has to be loyalized.
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I think sex, vaginal, straight.
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