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ilnjscb · 12-10-2018, 09:45 AM

Hi everyone. I'm a longtime member here and currently in need of a Jeb. I did browse the "Idiot Brothers of Idiot Ex-Presidents" section but I've never had much luck there. Roger Clinton was in there. All the ads have "IQ must be below 80". One ad even said "Does not necessarily need to be able to breathe on own". Does anyone have a Jeb I can use? Some of his skills are drooling, jumping, and clapping for himself. Currently learning to react to facts. I'm open to other dumb brothers of past presidents, just not Roger Clinton. Preferably someone with no ability to concentrate. Thanks

Rochard · 12-10-2018, 10:14 AM

You need a Jeb? Here you go....

JesseQuinn · 12-10-2018, 10:39 AM

man, you missed a really wicked thanksgiving sale on idiots, I picked up a Don Lemon for half price and they threw in extra 'speaks before thinking' totally gratis

if you use my ref link to order your Jeb you'll get the 'disdainful of difference' upgrade at no extra cost

RyuLion · 12-10-2018, 01:11 PM

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CaptainHowdy · 12-10-2018, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Here's a helpful resource for you:
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That hurted . . .

brassmonkey · 12-10-2018, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

You need a Jeb? Here you go....

damn... you beat me to it!

RyuLion · 12-10-2018, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That hurted . . .

hurted who?

ilnjscb · 12-10-2018, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Here's a helpful resource for you:
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I looked but there were NO JEBS - I need a Jeb!

ilnjscb · 12-10-2018, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

hurted who?

"Are you hurted, Wendy?" - Peter Pan

Struggle4Bucks · 12-11-2018, 03:58 AM

Maybe you can help me get a new Jab and Ill help you getting a new Jeb

_Richard_ · 12-11-2018, 04:33 AM

just gonna park this right here:

ilnjscb · 12-11-2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

just gonna park this right here:

ilnjscb · 12-11-2018, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

man, you missed a really wicked thanksgiving sale on idiots, I picked up a Don Lemon for half price and they threw in extra 'speaks before thinking' totally gratis

if you use my ref link to order your Jeb you'll get the 'disdainful of difference' upgrade at no extra cost

I signed up for lifetime rebills!

RyuLion · 12-11-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

just gonna park this right here:

Noooooo!!!

marlboroack · 12-11-2018, 03:04 PM

What do you do in the industry?

JesseQuinn · 12-11-2018, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

I signed up for lifetime rebills!

hype, gracias

you can add other idiots to your subscription at any time btw

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What do you do in the industry?

well he doesn't lie, cheat, steal or fuck with people to the best of my knowledge. pity the same can't be stated for you :/

I believe whatever he does (I have no knowledge of this) would come under the umbrella of nunya

ilnjscb · 12-11-2018, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

What do you do in the industry?

I write descriptions and tag models and presidential candidates

JesseQuinn · 12-11-2018, 07:23 PM

in memory of the dearly departed and a taste of what US culture looks like from the periphery...some of y'all have cultivated hate into an art form, even people who look like the haters are targets if they think differently. cannot make sense of it. that mentality of us vs them damages everyone, on all 'sides'

I hope this changes but ya got a long road to hoe (and not the fun type)

*mockery of idiots no matter their place on the political spectrum always totally warranted though*

ilnjscb · 12-11-2018, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

in memory of the dearly departed and a taste of what US culture looks like from the periphery...some of y'all have cultivated hate into an art form, even people who look like the haters are targets if they think differently. cannot make sense of it. that mentality of us vs them damages everyone, on all 'sides'

I hope this changes but ya got a long road to hoe (and not the fun type)

*mockery of idiots no matter their place on the political spectrum always totally warranted though*

I do not see a Jeb in here - kindly post with a Jeb as per subject

JesseQuinn · 12-11-2018, 07:54 PM

but Jeb doesn't appear in any good music

apologies

will this suffice?

12-10-2018, 09:45 AM	#1
ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,787	I need a Jeb Hi everyone. I'm a longtime member here and currently in need of a Jeb. I did browse the "Idiot Brothers of Idiot Ex-Presidents" section but I've never had much luck there. Roger Clinton was in there. All the ads have "IQ must be below 80". One ad even said "Does not necessarily need to be able to breathe on own". Does anyone have a Jeb I can use? Some of his skills are drooling, jumping, and clapping for himself. Currently learning to react to facts. I'm open to other dumb brothers of past presidents, just not Roger Clinton. Preferably someone with no ability to concentrate. Thanks

12-10-2018, 10:14 AM	#2
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,854	You need a Jeb? Here you go.... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

12-10-2018, 10:39 AM	#3
JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,226	man, you missed a really wicked thanksgiving sale on idiots, I picked up a Don Lemon for half price and they threw in extra 'speaks before thinking' totally gratis if you use my ref link to order your Jeb you'll get the 'disdainful of difference' upgrade at no extra cost __________________ throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

12-10-2018, 01:11 PM	#4
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12-11-2018, 03:58 AM	#10
Struggle4Bucks Sieg Hi! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2011 Location: Lissabon Posts: 3,614	Maybe you can help me get a new Jab and Ill help you getting a new Jeb __________________ Half troll half amazing!

12-11-2018, 04:33 AM	#11
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,986	just gonna park this right here:

12-11-2018, 03:04 PM	#15
marlboroack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ☣ Posts: 9,327	What do you do in the industry?

12-11-2018, 07:23 PM	#18
JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,226	in memory of the dearly departed and a taste of what US culture looks like from the periphery...some of y'all have cultivated hate into an art form, even people who look like the haters are targets if they think differently. cannot make sense of it. that mentality of us vs them damages everyone, on all 'sides' I hope this changes but ya got a long road to hoe (and not the fun type) mockery of idiots no matter their place on the political spectrum always totally warranted though __________________ throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

12-11-2018, 07:54 PM	#20
JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,226	but Jeb doesn't appear in any good music apologies will this suffice? __________________ throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct