News Snake coils around teenage boy's arm as he sleeps, forcing parents to take action - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultKing · 01-17-2019, 01:20 AM

Most Australian story in the news today.

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Emma and Neville Jackson woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of their screaming 14-year-old son, only to discover he had been attacked by a 3-metre-long snake.

Ryan, who lives on a cattle station south of Weipa, was woken to the "aggressive" scrub python coiled around his arm, sinking its teeth into his hand.

"We've gone running to see what's going on and Ryan had his arm in the air screaming in pain with a scrub python wrapped around it," Ms Jackson said.

"It was trying to eat his hand.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-...sland/10722876

magneto664 · 01-17-2019, 04:02 AM

the spider's head size is missing in this story.

Speigelau · 01-17-2019, 10:24 AM

He's lucky it was just a python with all of the venomous species in Australia.

ilnjscb · 01-17-2019, 10:44 AM

That's how the father takes a photo for national news? Button up, mate!

Bladewire · 01-17-2019, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

That's how the father takes a photo for national news? Button up, mate!

Imagine the smell

crockett · 01-17-2019, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

He's lucky it was just a python with all of the venomous species in Australia.

venomous snakes are not constrictors. They simply use venom to do the killing/paralyzing or for defense. Unlikely a venomous snake would try to eat someone's arm.. It's usually constrictors which have bigger appetites. Venomous snakes are usually more about speed, so they wont try to eat really large things because it makes them vulnerable to attack.

Bladewire · 01-17-2019, 10:53 AM

I'll never forget watching the 3 inch long black spider wasp fly into my house in Australia and watch it attack a baseball size Hunstman spider in my foyer paralying it and laying it's eggs in it's abdomen. Disgusting & tough to watch.

8 foot long black Mamba snakes routinely slither onto the beach there causing people to run off and clear the beach faster than you could imagine lol

baddog · 01-17-2019, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

That's how the father takes a photo for national news? Button up, mate!

How was he to know it was going to go national?

Bladewire · 01-17-2019, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How was he to know it was going to go national?

He knew he was going on national TV, that's what that screencap was from his TV interview

Acepimp · 01-18-2019, 04:04 AM

Adultking, I thought you don't like non-business threads here..?

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

Stop posting this shit you halfwitted moron.

Is this the part where someone tells you to go post this shit to 4chan?

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Speigelau Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: OC Posts: 3,015	He's lucky it was just a python with all of the venomous species in Australia.

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01-17-2019, 10:53 AM	#7
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	I'll never forget watching the 3 inch long black spider wasp fly into my house in Australia and watch it attack a baseball size Hunstman spider in my foyer paralying it and laying it's eggs in it's abdomen. Disgusting & tough to watch. 8 foot long black Mamba snakes routinely slither onto the beach there causing people to run off and clear the beach faster than you could imagine lol