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Old 01-23-2019, 02:53 AM   #1
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Old 01-23-2019, 03:07 AM   #3
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Hell yeah, no eye contact tho or it gay.

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tie a rope around one end of your small dick and other end around a tree next to a cliff. Jump off a cliff and it will stretch it out.
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tie a rope around one end of your small dick and other end around a tree next to a cliff. Jump off a cliff and it will stretch it out.
Is that what you did before becoming a sig spammer? I didn't know they had such tense requirements.
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Old 01-23-2019, 05:47 AM   #8
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Is that what you did before becoming a sig spammer? I didn't know they had such tense requirements.
sig spammer?? lol you have almost double the posts of me
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Old 01-23-2019, 05:49 AM   #9
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Old 01-23-2019, 05:53 AM   #10
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but the OP is a troll that has posted over 200 pointless posts in the last few weeks and it gets fucking old. He must be your fake nick?

I have zero fake nicks
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but the OP is a troll that has posted over 200 pointless posts in the last few weeks and it gets fucking old. He must be your fake nick?

I have zero fake nicks
Nah I know him from way back, he has always been like this. He's ok, just misunderstood.
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Q) What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

A) Your mom can't take a joke.

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A) Your mom can't take a joke.

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Gee, uh, I’d need photo proof it is that small. Little dicks are cute and don’t hurt when we spoon. But my inquiring mind would need to view the dick to confirm the size.

There are lots of products online to enlarge your dick. You’re better off finding a man or woman to accept your dick as it is.

Proof or be banned! (I felt so powerful for a minute).

But I’m curious as to the size of fuck. “My dick is small as fuck” doesn’t let me compare very well. I hear your cry for help and will gladly lend a helping hand to work on your self-esteem.

Pics please. I’m going to sleep and dream of fulfilling your dreams of having a bigger dick.

I’m putting your issue on my todo list. Seems critical so I’ll bump you up. HOPE TO WAKE UP TO YOUR PICS. Err, sorry, my excitement caused a caps lock
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Did you try a vacuum cleaner ?

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but we gotta here a boot (canadian accent) your "bbcs" ?????????questionmark
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Gee, uh, I’d need photo proof it is that small. Little dicks are cute and don’t hurt when we spoon. But my inquiring mind would need to view the dick to confirm the size.

But I’m curious as to the size of fuck. “My dick is small as fuck” doesn’t let me compare very well. I hear your cry for help and will gladly lend a helping hand to work on your self-esteem.
incoming little dick pics
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I used to know a guy but he got shut down by the ftc :/
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Old 01-24-2019, 11:00 AM   #33
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haha you see what i did there and i see what you did there

shout out to my pbbc potna with 19,000 posts
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Yeah I noticed that after posting, glad it was a pbbc post.
same, pbbc for life

where is grand master of the peen brother mechanicvirus these days?
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same, pbbc for life

where is grand master of the peen brother mechanicvirus these days?
No clue, HS appears to be updated regularly though.
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I’m wet. If I weren’t going back to sleep I’d sit here and wait.

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bump for the truth.

never conform, question everything. Strong thread, op.
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Holy shit... that poor guy!


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