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Old 02-21-2019, 12:18 PM   #1
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So a horse walks into a bar...

And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

And *POOF* the horse disappears.

Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.
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Old 02-21-2019, 12:34 PM   #2
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Old 02-21-2019, 12:57 PM   #3
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And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

And *POOF* the horse disappears.

Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:18 PM   #4
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And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

And *POOF* the horse disappears.

Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.
Actually in Descartes´ view animals are more like machines . . .
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Old 02-21-2019, 03:49 PM   #6
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a neutrino went through the bar...
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Old 02-21-2019, 03:52 PM   #7
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a neutrino went through the bar...
*poof* everyone dissapears casue the speed of light turns everyone into energy, except the neutrinos who can travel faster than speed of light
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Old 02-21-2019, 06:46 PM   #8
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Old 02-21-2019, 06:49 PM   #9
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a dyslexic walks into a bra..
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:37 PM   #11
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The bartender says, "we don't serve subatomic particles in here."

A neutrino walks into a bar.
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Old 02-22-2019, 03:11 PM   #12
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Why did the snail put a big "S" on the side of his race car?

So when people see it they would say "look at that S car go."
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