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just a punk · 03-30-2019, 12:27 PM

Your food is nasty, your cars are garbage (better than Russian garbage but still are a garbage), your women (most of but not every one of course) look like a puke of CurrentlySober... But, there is a huge "but"! I really love your:

Jeans
Zippo lighters
Playing cards made by USPCC

P.S. These are the only things I have with a logo "made in USA". Well, except the Zippo lighters, because I'm not a smoker but I really like the style.

King Mark · 03-30-2019, 12:30 PM

Another clueless Russian?

TheSquealer · 03-30-2019, 12:30 PM

I've always been super impressed with your marketing skills. Top notch. Seriously.

just a punk · 03-30-2019, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I've always been super impressed with your marketing skills. Top notch. Seriously.

Man, there is no irony at all. I really love these things. I was playing with a deck of "Bicycle" for about 5 minutes ago and those are the best cards made for magic and casuistry ever. The same applies to your jeans. I really love them.

astronaut x · 03-30-2019, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Your food is nasty, your cars are garbage (better than Russian garbage but still are a garbage), your women (most of but not every one of course) look like a puke of CurrentlySober... But, there is a huge "but"! I really love your:

Jeans
Zippo lighters
Playing cards made by USPCC

P.S. These are the only things I have with a logo "made in USA". Well, except the Zippo lighters, because I'm not a smoker but I really like the style.

Every American should blacklist you.

GFY should run you off the board.

You are an enemy of the USA. Why anyone here would want to do business with you is beyond me.

astronaut x · 03-30-2019, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I've always been super impressed with your marketing skills. Top notch. Seriously.

The guy hates America, but you love him. That sounds about right.

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2019, 12:56 PM

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Bladewire · 03-30-2019, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

Another clueless Russian?

He lives in a country where it's illegal to speak negatively of their president or their government

He has to focus on countries outside of the dictatorship he now lives in he's got to be very depressed.

Putin's New Law Makes it Illegal to Talk Negatively about Putin or his Government

just a punk · 03-30-2019, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

Every American should blacklist you.

Should but can't. There are not many real ethic American Indians, unfortunately. The Northern continent is occupied by European, African and Asian immigrants. It's a very rare luck to find a real native American in the USA nowadays...

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

Why anyone here would want to do business with you is beyond me.

Maybe you should ask the people who post/read to this tread? I'd say about 90% of them.

just a punk · 03-30-2019, 01:07 PM

As about jeans. Those made in the USA are real great. When you (yes, you) buy jeans in a nearest store, you are usually buy some Chinese-made shit. But when you buy real American jeans, you buy something that definitely costs its price.

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

The guy hates America, but you love him. That sounds about right.

Clown, it was an irony. Learn English already.

P.S. And I don't hate America (both Northern and South continents) at all. I love it.

OneHungLo · 03-30-2019, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

Every American should blacklist you.

GFY should run you off the board.

You are an enemy of the USA. Why anyone here would want to do business with you is beyond me.

Jesus you guys are fucking cancerous. You guys want to ban and shut down anyone’s opinion you don’t like. Talk about fascism.

just a punk · 03-30-2019, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Jesus you guys are fucking cancerous. You guys want to ban and shut down anyone’s opinion you don’t like. Talk about fascism.

Never thought I will hear it from you, but... thanks!

OneHungLo · 03-30-2019, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Never thought I will hear it from you, but... thanks!

Look, are these guys not fascists? He literally wants to ban you because you only like “these things” from America

brassmonkey · 03-30-2019, 01:40 PM

well if you stop drinking vodka with every meal you can actually taste the food.

just a punk · 03-30-2019, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Look, are these guys not fascists? He literally wants to ban you because you only like “these things” from America

I know that fascism does mean in contrast to 99.9% of Russians who don't know a difference between Fascism and Nazism (yes, most Russians are that stupid and they don't know the difference). And to be honest, I really don't like the American food and American women, but I have never ever seen a deck of cards that can survive all the things I did to them during 2-3 months. I thought that Copag 310 is the next big thing. No, I've killed that deck in 30 days. The US cards made by USPCC are still great and they are not broken. Call me an US hater, but I love them.

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

well if you stop drinking vodka with every meal you can actually taste the food.

This would sound funny if you're speaking to a guy who has never been to the USA. Do you know what the Afro-Americans will be the first ones when you open a 200-dollar bottle of Vodka say in Miami Beach? Have you tried to walk at the beach in the night time there? How many times you have heard "aw, you just stoop at me an at my girlfriend, nigga!" So STFU already.

adultinnovation · 03-30-2019, 01:42 PM

Murika…….

crockett · 03-30-2019, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Your food is nasty, your cars are garbage (better than Russian garbage but still are a garbage), your women (most of but not every one of course) look like a puke of CurrentlySober... But, there is a huge "but"! I really love your:

Jeans
Zippo lighters
Playing cards made by USPCC

P.S. These are the only things I have with a logo "made in USA". Well, except the Zippo lighters, because I'm not a smoker but I really like the style.

You are lying.. We know your entire wardrobe is Adidas tracksuits.

just a punk · 03-30-2019, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation

Murika…….

Мерика или таки Мурка?

Diomed · 03-30-2019, 03:18 PM

America now* makes some of the highest quality kit in the world.

Smaller productions from independent producers (like jeans).

There has been a huge renaissance in "made in USA" craftsmanship the past five years.

~Evilin~ · 03-30-2019, 03:22 PM

brassmonkey · 03-30-2019, 03:29 PM

american food includes russian food.. it's a melting pot. you can eat shit from all over the planet! if i want russian food https://www.myeurokitchen.com/

brassmonkey · 03-30-2019, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

I know that fascism does mean in contrast to 99.9% of Russians who don't know a difference between Fascism and Nazism (yes, most Russians are that stupid and they don't know the difference). And to be honest, I really don't like the American food and American women, but I have never ever seen a deck of cards that can survive all the things I did to them during 2-3 months. I thought that Copag 310 is the next big thing. No, I've killed that deck in 30 days. The US cards made by USPCC are still great and they are not broken. Call me an US hater, but I love them.

This would sound funny if you're speaking to a guy who has never been to the USA. Do you know what the Afro-Americans will be the first ones when you open a 200-dollar bottle of Vodka say in Miami Beach? Have you tried to walk at the beach in the night time there? How many times you have heard "aw, you just stoop at me an at my girlfriend, nigga!" So STFU already.

open a bottle not bottles being a fuking former communist ...

Smack dat · 03-30-2019, 05:41 PM

I'm in the Uk but saw a red Mustang GT today that looked cool.

Admittedly it was probably garbage but ti looked cool

just a punk · 03-30-2019, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

open a bottle not bottles being a fuking former communist ...

What?

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I'm in the Uk but saw a red Mustang GT today that looked cool.

Admittedly it was probably garbage but ti looked cool

Even a garbage may look cool, but it's still a garbage. The US cars suck to German, Italian and Japanese ones.

pimpmaster9000 · 03-31-2019, 02:11 AM

it is funny how americans expect you to wave their flag while they bomb/oppress/exploit the living shit out of the world..."you are anti american"

....knee grows, there is honestly little to like about your country...

american politics in a nut shell "we are gonna make them pay! buy our goods or ELSE! we are going to punish you! the USA will not stand for this!" basically US politics is threats and violence...a global bully with terror bases all over the world telling everybody how to live and what to think...

would YOU like such a country? (I do not expect americans to understand this, the brainwash is too strong)...

honestly, there is very little to like about the USA...I wish there was...but there isnt...

brassmonkey · 03-31-2019, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

it is funny how americans expect you to wave their flag while they bomb/oppress/exploit the living shit out of the world..."you are anti american"

....knee grows, there is honestly little to like about your country...

american politics in a nut shell "we are gonna make them pay! buy our goods or ELSE! we are going to punish you! the USA will not stand for this!" basically US politics is threats and violence...a global bully with terror bases all over the world telling everybody how to live and what to think...

would YOU like such a country? (I do not expect americans to understand this, the brainwash is too strong)...

honestly, there is very little to like about the USA...I wish there was...but there isnt...

hows the sanctions ?

pimpmaster9000 · 03-31-2019, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

hows the sanctions ?

exactly...this is what people expect from america...economic terrorism...

just a punk · 03-31-2019, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

hows the sanctions ?

Why do you ask him? I mean which answer do you expect to hear? These "sanctions" do not allow about 200 people (thiefs, murderers, fags, pedos etc) to visit the USA and to keep their money in the USA. So now tell me how it can affect someone else in Russia?

ilnjscb · 03-31-2019, 07:10 AM

You forgot the internet - you're welcome - it seems to provide for all your income and 97% of your time. Also how come you never ever post pictures of any russian or former soviet bloc girls since ours are so ugly?

Come on man - be a part of the solution!

Paul Markham · 03-31-2019, 08:10 AM

What I love about America.

Scenery.
NY restaurants
San Francisco restaurants
Vegas

Would I go there if my family wasn't there? No, much better places to visit.

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,381	what i love about america Your food is nasty, your cars are garbage (better than Russian garbage but still are a garbage), your women (most of but not every one of course) look like a puke of CurrentlySober... But, there is a huge "but"! I really love your: Jeans Zippo lighters Playing cards made by USPCC P.S. These are the only things I have with a logo "made in USA". Well, except the Zippo lighters, because I'm not a smoker but I really like the style. __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,902	american food includes russian food.. it's a melting pot. you can eat shit from all over the planet! if i want russian food https://www.myeurokitchen.com/ __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	I'm in the Uk but saw a red Mustang GT today that looked cool. Admittedly it was probably garbage but ti looked cool

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pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	it is funny how americans expect you to wave their flag while they bomb/oppress/exploit the living shit out of the world..."you are anti american" ....knee grows, there is honestly little to like about your country... american politics in a nut shell "we are gonna make them pay! buy our goods or ELSE! we are going to punish you! the USA will not stand for this!" basically US politics is threats and violence...a global bully with terror bases all over the world telling everybody how to live and what to think... would YOU like such a country? (I do not expect americans to understand this, the brainwash is too strong)... honestly, there is very little to like about the USA...I wish there was...but there isnt... __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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