Jeff Bazos' wife gets 35.6 BILLION in divorce settlement - GoFuckYourself.com

Bladewire · 04-04-2019, 08:39 PM

SHE GETS $35.6 BILLION, HE KEEPS WASHPOST...

Busty2 · 04-04-2019, 08:42 PM

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https://www.wsj.com/articles/jeff-be...ts-11554399197

I'm looking for my next ex wife, she's kinda cute for a MILF as well

Cyber Fucker · 04-05-2019, 02:04 AM

Damn... that is a nice amount of monies...

aimike · 04-05-2019, 02:15 AM

for doing what?

freecartoonporn · 04-05-2019, 02:20 AM

smart move......

SBJ · 04-05-2019, 03:15 AM

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for doing what?

Being married to a cheater for so long.. I don't keep up but weren't they married over 20 years?

tony286 · 04-05-2019, 07:38 AM

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Being married to a cheater for so long.. I don't keep up but weren't they married over 20 years?

And she was very active in the starting of Amazon. So he got off cheap.

OneHungLo · 04-05-2019, 08:15 AM

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And she was very active in the starting of Amazon. So he got off cheap.

Didn't even matter tho, she would still be entitled to 50%. This is why i've been with my girl for 15 years and I'm still not married. I have a friend that make 150k a year that's living with his parents because he has to pay child support, maintain his former house and pay alimony. Dude has like $200 bucks a week left over after he pays his gas/car insurance/ cell bill etc. He would be homeless if he didn't have his parents.

NatalieK · 04-05-2019, 12:37 PM

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And she was very active in the starting of Amazon. So he got off cheap.

this...

I heard if it wasn´t for her and the work she put in, the business wouldn´t be what it is today

Bladewire · 04-05-2019, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Didn't even matter tho, she would still be entitled to 50%. This is why i've been with my girl for 15 years and I'm still not married. I have a friend that make 150k a year that's living with his parents because he has to pay child support, maintain his former house and pay alimony. Dude has like $200 bucks a week left over after he pays his gas/car insurance/ cell bill etc. He would be homeless if he didn't have his parents.

Your "friend" isn't very smart

One of the most BASIC tenants of a judge deciding alimony amounts is BOTH people being able to live as close to their previous lifestyle as possible, NOT being inequitable with one almost homeless living with parents and the other living in a house and having everything paid for.

If the judge can't find a way for them both to equitably live basically the same lifestyle then the judge decides on how to make them both feel the "financial pain" equally.

tony286 · 04-06-2019, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Didn't even matter tho, she would still be entitled to 50%. This is why i've been with my girl for 15 years and I'm still not married. I have a friend that make 150k a year that's living with his parents because he has to pay child support, maintain his former house and pay alimony. Dude has like $200 bucks a week left over after he pays his gas/car insurance/ cell bill etc. He would be homeless if he didn't have his parents.

Yeah but if you actually read, she didn't take half and gave him full voting control of stock shares.

DraX · 04-06-2019, 06:18 AM

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Didn't even matter tho, she would still be entitled to 50%. This is why i've been with my girl for 15 years and I'm still not married. I have a friend that make 150k a year that's living with his parents because he has to pay child support, maintain his former house and pay alimony. Dude has like $200 bucks a week left over after he pays his gas/car insurance/ cell bill etc. He would be homeless if he didn't have his parents.

Your friends story is a horrific one. Even though 150K a year is a strong financial foundation I can't believe he's left with measly $200 a week.

It's truly messed up on so many levels, fucked up...

bronco67 · 04-06-2019, 06:35 AM

Jeff Bezos can throw away 35 times more money than Donald Trump will ever earn. Who is the real self made man?

huey · 04-06-2019, 07:25 AM

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Jeff Bezos can throw away 35 times more money than Donald Trump will ever earn. Who is the real self made man?

Orange man paid 35 million in tax's in 2015. Thats more then you would earn in 10 life times.

wehateporn · 04-06-2019, 10:51 AM

Lex Luthor won’t go hungry

shake · 04-06-2019, 10:54 AM

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Your friends story is a horrific one. Even though 150K a year is a strong financial foundation I can't believe he's left with measly $200 a week.

It's truly messed up on so many levels, fucked up...

Not hard to believe, I have a friend paying 8k / month in alimony, he won't even tell me how much the child support is. Not much left for himself either.

bronco67 · 04-06-2019, 02:14 PM

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Orange man paid 35 million in tax's in 2015. Thats more then you would earn in 10 life times.

We're not talking about me, dickhead. By the way, there's no such word as tax's.

OneHungLo · 04-06-2019, 02:29 PM

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Jeff Bezos can throw away 35 times more money than Donald Trump will ever earn. Who is the real self made man?

I would say Trump. Bezos did it with crony wall street money and inflated stock prices.

Bladewire · 04-06-2019, 02:52 PM

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I would say Bezos. Trump took over his father's business and put it into bankruptcy 4 times.

Bezos started from the ground up and is now worth over $151 Billion and everyone in America uses at least one of his products

Rochard · 04-06-2019, 09:45 PM

Need a picture of this woman.... She just got much hotter.

DraX · 04-06-2019, 10:48 PM

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Not hard to believe, I have a friend paying 8k / month in alimony, he won't even tell me how much the child support is. Not much left for himself either.

I'm curious, what are those numbers mainly based on?

brassmonkey · 04-07-2019, 12:35 AM

shows you that justice is a joke

adultinnovation · 04-07-2019, 01:13 AM

that's why you never gat married

bronco67 · 04-07-2019, 07:23 AM

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I would say Trump. Bezos did it with crony wall street money and inflated stock prices.

Bezos created something which in ingrained in the lives of almost everyone in the world and is worth 100 times more than Donald trump has ever been worth. Donald Trump inherited daddy's money, bought some property, filed for bankruptcy many times, is in debt up to his eyeballs and has left a trail of destruction everywhere he goes.

Are you saying that the so called Trump Empire of just slapping your name on something is a bigger achievement than creating a worldwide selling platform and entertainment network worth over 100 billion dollars? Now we know you're a fucking idiot. You obviously don't know the definition of self-made. Bezos started from almost nothing. Trump had a rich dad's head start and is still in the shitter at 72. Trumps don't invest or buy... they borrow.

bronco67 · 04-07-2019, 07:26 AM

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Need a picture of this woman.... She just got much hotter.

She not worth it. No woman is.

With one thousand dollars you can have a threesome with two girls ten times hotter than Lauren Sanchez. With billions you could fuck a yacht full of cheerleaders and strippers every night for the rest of your life.

OneHungLo · 04-07-2019, 08:14 AM

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I'm curious, what are those numbers mainly based on?

it's different for each state but they usually just have an alimony calculator. They plug in your earnings, how long you were married, and out comes a number that you have to pay.

But before I go into this, keep in mind the divorce rate here is something like 50%. So this is a common occurrence.

Check this out in Massachusetts.

I used this calculator here. I put in $2000 a week gross income which is roughly $100k a year. And with 10 years of marriage, you would have to pay $600-700 a fucking week for 72 months (6 years). PLUS, let's say you were putting $25k away a year for retirement, 1/2 of that goes to her too. Paid off your house? She's getting half of that too. Maybe a relative died and left you a 500k house? She gets half of that too.

And this is without kids! Imagine marrying someone who sat on their ass, didn't blow you, gained 50lbs, nagged at you - now you gotta pay her $700 a week for 60 months, give her $125k of your hard earned retirement money you saved, plus half of the house you paid off and whatever other assets you accrued.

Marriage is dangerous for men. Even if you "marry up" meaning you marry someone with a high earning potential, they'll always want kids. And when they have kids they will stop working.

Busty2 · 04-08-2019, 06:55 AM

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Didn't even matter tho, she would still be entitled to 50%. This is why i've been with my girl for 15 years and I'm still not married. I have a friend that make 150k a year that's living with his parents because he has to pay child support, maintain his former house and pay alimony. Dude has like $200 bucks a week left over after he pays his gas/car insurance/ cell bill etc. He would be homeless if he didn't have his parents.

15 Years ? Great as long as you don't live in these states

Colorado
District of Columbia
Iowa
Kansas
Montana
Oklahoma
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Texas
New Hampshire
Utah

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