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06-19-2019, 10:03 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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Last night I took a turd out on a date...
A real actual turd - Fecal matter - Not an ugly girl...
First off we went to the cinema, sat together and watched a movie. Then, we went on to a bar for drinks and a bite to eat. The turd enjoyed it, because it got even larger ! Finally, we both went back to my place, where we got into bed together, and after some fooling around, I drifted off to sleep, and we both slept closely together all night... Then in the morning.... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... OK, So I'm a sick fuck you are thinking? I'm making it all up? Well NO and NO. I'm NOT sick and I'm being truthful ! And what's more, I bet you have done it too ! Because, to continue the story, in the morning... I sat on the toilet, let the turd out and flushed it away ! It had been inside me all the time and it's just you sick twisted imaginations that made this sweet story of me having a nice night out and a good night's sleep into some kinda sick perverted fantasy ! Really, what is it with you guys and poo? Are we like all 12 again? No, we are grown adults so why not try acting like it from time to time? I despair...  |
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06-19-2019, 06:31 PM
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Slowly dying
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Padanaram
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*hangs up the phone and stops calling the loony bin*
I looked up pooporn.com for you but someone else has it already.
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