News Man survives being swept over Horseshoe Falls - GoFuckYourself.com

SilentKnight · 07-09-2019, 12:38 PM

A man survived being swept over the Horseshoe Falls early Tuesday morning – 59 years to the day seven-year-old Roger Woodward became part of Niagara Falls folklore for doing the same following a boating accident.

Niagara Parks Police said at approximately 4 a.m. they were alerted to a report of a person in crisis at the brink of the Canadian Horseshoe Falls.

Officers arrived on scene and located the individual as he climbed the retaining wall, jumped into the river and was observed being swept over the falls.

During a search of the lower Niagara River basin, the same individual was located sitting on the rocks at the water's edge below the Journey Behind the Falls observation platform.

Full story - https://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/...rseshoe-falls/

brassmonkey · 07-09-2019, 03:56 PM

hahahaha!!! fucking idiot

MsConstrued13 · 07-09-2019, 04:18 PM

I was just visiting there on the Canadian side. Do we know if he was American or Canadian (or other)?

brassmonkey · 07-09-2019, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MsConstrued13

I was just visiting there on the Canadian side. Do we know if he was American or Canadian (or other)?

i said he was an idiot so canadian side!

j/k!! he was canadian

crockett · 07-09-2019, 04:26 PM

A modern day adventurer

MsConstrued13 · 07-09-2019, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i said he was an idiot so canadian side!

j/k!! he was canadian

Pretty sure that everyone's bets were on American.

SilentKnight · 07-10-2019, 05:35 AM

He wasn't a total idiot. He knew to go over Horseshoe Falls with water at the bottom.

True idiots go over the American Falls where it's nothin' but rocks below.

07-09-2019, 12:38 PM	#1
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Man survives being swept over Horseshoe Falls A man survived being swept over the Horseshoe Falls early Tuesday morning – 59 years to the day seven-year-old Roger Woodward became part of Niagara Falls folklore for doing the same following a boating accident. Niagara Parks Police said at approximately 4 a.m. they were alerted to a report of a person in crisis at the brink of the Canadian Horseshoe Falls. Officers arrived on scene and located the individual as he climbed the retaining wall, jumped into the river and was observed being swept over the falls. During a search of the lower Niagara River basin, the same individual was located sitting on the rocks at the water's edge below the Journey Behind the Falls observation platform. Full story - https://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/...rseshoe-falls/

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07-10-2019, 05:35 AM	#7
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	He wasn't a total idiot. He knew to go over Horseshoe Falls with water at the bottom. True idiots go over the American Falls where it's nothin' but rocks below.