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Check in here if you’ve ever stolen used panties from a clothes hamper
My friend’s hot 18yo sister
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I always ask politely for them . . .
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No, but whenever I see a clothes hamper, I like to add a pair of my own - Freshly soiled of course
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However when it came to stockings I was absolutely demonically possessed. I stole them from clothes lines in my neighborhood!
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Stolen?? You mean gifted.
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yes , lots of times. but i did put it back.
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This story explains why you'll only ever get to bust a nut on her dirty panties.... instead of inside her pussy.
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So Fucking Fabulous
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this reminds me of the ICP song "Please Don't Hate Me"
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Nah. When i was a kid i sniffed some panties from an unlocked locker in a gym somewhere. Looking back i am deeply disturbed by both the act and the desperation that brought me there. Like, i have no idea how old the chick was that owned those panties, how ugly she was. And i should have just been out there getting laid, not getting my smeagle on with a dirty thong in a dark room... -_-
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When I was in jail, you'd often catch the laundry workers gleefully sniffing the panties of the female inmates - Not just a 'sniff' but a full 'over the nose and mouth' deep inhale... Gross...
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In college, I used to sniff girls' underwear in the changing room during gym classes and ...
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Jail .... for public defacation?,
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Nah, visa overstay. 6 and a half months before deportation. I was in a correctional facility near San Diego.
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Woah. I thought that they simply deported people and didn’t waste tax dollars for such a minor issue.
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visa overstaying is a felony ? since when ? i was under impression that overstaying is not a criminal offense, and they are just barred from reentering .
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Never was into the clothes fetish thing. Though back in my school days my friend used to apply to house sitting ads just so he could steal panties.
He didn't need the money.
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A felony in the US is defined as a sentence of 1 year or more. CurrentlySober's offense was a misdemeanor.
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There was no other 'crime' involved. I was simply caught up in a raid for illegal mexican at the compound I lived in, near San Diego, in El Cajon. This was in early August, and I spent my first couple of weeks in various different 'sheds' and 'huts' until arriving at the proper 'El Centro' Deportation facility, where I would see a judge. Long story short, it was decided that I had to return to the UK and then I could return to the US again straight away, and upon reentry do things properly. They then moved me on December 26th, in preparation for my journey back to the UK from El Centro to a correctional facility near San Diego. I know it was a correctional facility and not a visa / immigration detention center, as it was totally different in all ways you can think of. Plus irt was actually referred to a a Correctional Facility, and I was in with people who had commited crimes etc, not just people illegally in the country like before... I was kept there until middle of february, when I was 'escorted' home, with deliberately fucked up paperwork, after 6 and a half months. Apparently 6 months was the absolute maximum they could legally detain me for without deporting me, but time spent 'in processing' (the 2 weeks before I arrived at El Centro, when I was in the series of huts, didn't count) Turned out they were earning money from having me in custody as it was a paid system, so they kept me the maximum time possible. I'm not bitter about it - I just think it was a fucking stupid way to be treated when my only 'crime' was actually having my passport stolen while I was in the US and as such never applying for a new one to get home... Nothing else. I didn't beat anybody, hurt anybody, steal from anybody, sell drugs to anybody, take drugs with anybody etc etc etc... I even entered legally originally via tLAX after getting off a Virgin Atlantic flight. It's not like I climbed over a wall, and sneaked across ! |
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If you had done that you could have stayed much longer . . .
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Dunno mate. To be fair, I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Had I decided to go to the mall that day, or visit pals in LA etc, I would probably still be there now... I certainly wasn't doing anything to attract attention to myself.
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Sniffing used panties is quite addictive ...
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