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EddyTheDog · 09-09-2019, 06:50 PM

SSD HD - No fans - Nothing that moves - Running cool...

Why is the fucking thing intermittently hissing at me?....

shake · 09-09-2019, 07:00 PM

Bad components maybe?

awxm · 09-09-2019, 07:14 PM

Noisy capacitor I would guess.

EddyTheDog · 09-09-2019, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by awxm

Noisy capacitor I would guess.

I will look into that. Thanks...

InfoGuy · 09-10-2019, 12:13 AM

Bad audio on your motherboard or bad speaker(s)? Try using the laptop on mute.

brassmonkey · 09-10-2019, 12:57 AM

you on windows? open your services look towards the bottom for module installer and windows update. sounds like they are messing with your shit. they went in mine last year and up deleted everything and downloaded it

CurrentlySober · 09-10-2019, 03:18 AM

Could a small snake, have hidden itself inside?

CurrentlySober · 09-10-2019, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

messing with your shit...

Mmmmm.... I like...

Marshal · 09-10-2019, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfoGuy

Bad audio on your motherboard or bad speaker(s)? Try using the laptop on mute.

either that or coil whine?

could be an interference of sort from the stepper motor if you are using an optical drive.

try changing/updating your drivers, maybe that helps. or you know what to do if you still have the warranty.

missing a lot of details, so can't really tell what could be causing this issue.

brassmonkey · 09-10-2019, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Could a small snake, have hidden itself inside?

god i would pay to see that small find!!!

the screaming and stomping

EddyTheDog · 09-10-2019, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Could a small snake, have hidden itself inside?

I knew somebody would say it - We have NO snakes in New Zealand!..

Love you!....

EddyTheDog · 09-10-2019, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

god i would pay to see that small find!!!

the screaming and stomping

New Zealand is amazingly creepy free - Next to Australia but no deadly shit...

EddyTheDog · 09-10-2019, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshal

either that or coil whine?

could be an interference of sort from the stepper motor if you are using an optical drive.

try changing/updating your drivers, maybe that helps. or you know what to do if you still have the warranty.

missing a lot of details, so can't really tell what could be causing this issue.

Thank you...

CurrentlySober · 09-10-2019, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I knew somebody would say it - We have NO snakes in New Zealand!..

Love you!....

Perhaps you are running a poogram written in Python then?

Love you too XXX

EddyTheDog · 09-10-2019, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Perhaps you are running a poogram written in Python then?

Love you too XXX

...

EddyTheDog · 09-10-2019, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

god i would pay to see that small find!!!

the screaming and stomping

Are you insinuating I am a bit of a drama queen?..

EddyTheDog · 09-10-2019, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshal

either that or coil whine?

could be an interference of sort from the stepper motor if you are using an optical drive.

try changing/updating your drivers, maybe that helps. or you know what to do if you still have the warranty.

missing a lot of details, so can't really tell what could be causing this issue.

No optical disc - I am thinking it must be speakers - It just doesn't seem like that...

Colmike9 · 09-10-2019, 12:35 PM

From Dell:

"Some portable systems equipped with solid state drives (SSD) emit an audible squeal when the system is idle or under light use. This is normal behavior. In order to save energy when the Central Processing Unit (CPU) is idle, the CPU can be set to enter a lower-power mode, also known as a "C-State"."

Shoplifter · 09-10-2019, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by awxm

Noisy capacitor I would guess.

This and/or coil whine

Does it happen under load?

Colmike9 · 09-10-2019, 12:46 PM

I guess it could possibly be a capacitor, either one that is giving out or one that for some reason has it's cycle amplitude reaching a frequency of around 20Hz-20kHzish in a range where people can hear it. But if it was the latter, I think that would have been resolved during the design phase..

CourtneyR · 09-10-2019, 12:51 PM

are you sure its not a cat?

brassmonkey · 09-10-2019, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Are you insinuating I am a bit of a drama queen?..

if the ruby slippers fit...

Rochard · 09-10-2019, 03:14 PM

Why Would A Solid State Laptop Be Hissing At You? Because it doesn't like you.

EddyTheDog · 09-10-2019, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Why Would A Solid State Laptop Be Hissing At You? Because it doesn't like you.

I am starting to think that may be the case - I can handle it when assholes from GFY, random people in the street and my parents hiss at me - but seriously, my computer!..

baddog · 09-10-2019, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Perhaps you are running a poogram written in Python then?

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