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Mr Pheer · 10-02-2019, 09:46 PM

Accurate

Mickey_ · 10-03-2019, 07:44 AM

From the comments:
Q. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley?
A. The vacuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.

haha

Paul&John · 10-03-2019, 11:05 AM

lol ..8char

Ferus · 10-03-2019, 11:23 AM

Own a sportsbike, motard or Cruise and you know that the rumors about Girls being into bikers are true. Stop at the beach or a café and you got to be real ugly to keep them away... And im not exactly good looking. Thankfully im married and 44 years old

Not ALL females, but many

dig420 · 10-03-2019, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Own a sportsbike, motard or Cruise and you know that the rumors about Girls being into bikers are true. Stop at the beach or a café and you got to be real ugly to keep them away... And im not exactly good looking. Thankfully im married and 44 years old

Not ALL females, but many

Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

CaptainHowdy · 10-03-2019, 05:13 PM

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ilnjscb · 10-03-2019, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420

Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

Also who have voices like the cat lady on the simpsons and skin like the apocryphal bible in hell

just a punk · 10-03-2019, 10:54 PM

In Russia we call them "crunchers", because they crunch every time when you drive over them with a car

jscott · 10-03-2019, 11:22 PM

Fcking hilarious lollllll

Ferus · 10-04-2019, 12:52 AM

celandina · 10-04-2019, 06:53 AM

What an assehole with a big loud bike and small dick..

CurrentlySober · 10-04-2019, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

The best part of that episode is when Cartman poos on their bikes, then they all sit in it, and wriggle side to side erotically while making soft moaning noises, as it soaks through their jeans and into their underwear...

Like an erotic fantasy made into a cartoon

Fap fap fap...

PR_Glen · 10-04-2019, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420

Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

because you live in a shitty neighbourhood....

Ferus · 10-04-2019, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

because you live in a shitty neighbourhood....

Was it you or pheer that had a gsx-r 1000?

ilnjscb · 10-04-2019, 11:03 AM

Then by all means, show us some hot totty (sp?) on the back of a bike

InfoGuy · 10-04-2019, 08:55 PM

pimpmaster9000 · 10-04-2019, 11:52 PM

my new 2 stoke sounds like a gay chain saw...but it is a fucking power house and is an absolute trail weapon

lezinterracial · 10-05-2019, 02:23 AM

Amber Alert Reaction

Major (Tom) · 10-05-2019, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

my new 2 stoke sounds like a gay chain saw...but it is a fucking power house and is an absolute trail weapon

What do you have? I have a cr 125 & a ktm 250sx. I love 2 smokes

pimpmaster9000 · 10-05-2019, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

What do you have? I have a cr 125 & a ktm 250sx. I love 2 smokes

Ktm exc 250...love the shit out of it...it is a trail weapon...

Brian mike · 10-05-2019, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420

Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

because you live in a shitty neighbourhood....

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Own a sportsbike, motard or Cruise and you know that the rumors about Girls being into bikers are true. Stop at the beach or a café and you got to be real ugly to keep them away... And im not exactly good looking. Thankfully im married and 44 years old

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Originally Posted by InfoGuy

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina

What an assehole with a big loud bike and small dick..

Better read this way

freecartoonporn · 10-06-2019, 09:30 PM

that guy making omelet , thats me IRL.

ilnjscb · 10-08-2019, 10:26 AM

I haven't had one in years, but in my day a 250 was a moped piece of shit. Everybody used to say "you have enough power to get into trouble, but not enough power to get out". You needed a 1300 to be a bad ass. That has clearly changed.

Grapesoda · 10-08-2019, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mickey_

From the comments:
Q. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley?
A. The vacuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.

haha

Lol!!!! Not bad

Dead · 10-09-2019, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Ktm exc 250...love the shit out of it...it is a trail weapon...

I just picked up a 2011 Husaberg 390 FE with less then 100 hours on her........Fukin beast of a bike

As for the loud pipes out there....they do command your attention on the streets, lot of lives saved because of that

pimpmaster9000 · 10-10-2019, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead

I just picked up a 2011 Husaberg 390 FE with less then 100 hours on her........Fukin beast of a bike

As for the loud pipes out there....they do command your attention on the streets, lot of lives saved because of that

husas and huskies are greatly under appreciated IMO...you can pick them up waaaay to cheap considering their real value...

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