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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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The UPSIDE of being poor... (Serious Poost)
Today, I went out for about 4 hours, and when I got back, I realised that for te first time EVER... I forgot to lock my door!
Whatsmore, I hadn't even shut it properly ! Good thing I had fuck all they could steal... Plus, I dunno if I had people in or not, cause the place is fucking trashed, but thats what it was like when I went out! |
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So Fucking Banned
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You're lucky you even have a door. I just have a curtain to keep the cold out.
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#3 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Yeah, but my doors made out of old newspaper and I have to share it with half the street... When its not my turn, i cunt go out at all...
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#4 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
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Just make your neighbors not sure where you are at; there is usually at least one unlocked door. People stay away from my house
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#5 |
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You're lucky you even have curtains or even physical elements for that matter... other beings have to make do with 'theoretical' mass.
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#6 |
Living inside your head.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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The shit smell probably keeps them away.
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#7 |
Grrrrrrrrr
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dreamland
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I don't think we have locked our door in like 10 years except at night.
99.9% of the time someone is home though. |
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#9 |
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what ? you can afford a door ?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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