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Old 01-13-2020, 03:22 PM   #1
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The UPSIDE of being poor... (Serious Poost)

Today, I went out for about 4 hours, and when I got back, I realised that for te first time EVER... I forgot to lock my door!

Whatsmore, I hadn't even shut it properly !

Good thing I had fuck all they could steal... Plus, I dunno if I had people in or not, cause the place is fucking trashed, but thats what it was like when I went out!
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Old 01-13-2020, 03:49 PM   #2
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You're lucky you even have a door. I just have a curtain to keep the cold out.
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Old 01-13-2020, 03:58 PM   #3
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Yeah, but my doors made out of old newspaper and I have to share it with half the street... When its not my turn, i cunt go out at all...
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Old 01-13-2020, 05:29 PM   #4
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Just make your neighbors not sure where you are at; there is usually at least one unlocked door. People stay away from my house
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Old 01-13-2020, 06:46 PM   #5
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You're lucky you even have a door. I just have a curtain to keep the cold out.
You're lucky you even have curtains or even physical elements for that matter... other beings have to make do with 'theoretical' mass.
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Old 01-14-2020, 02:23 PM   #6
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The shit smell probably keeps them away.
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Old 01-14-2020, 05:30 PM   #7
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I don't think we have locked our door in like 10 years except at night.

99.9% of the time someone is home though.
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Old 01-15-2020, 12:26 AM   #8
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Old 01-15-2020, 06:56 AM   #9
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what ? you can afford a door ?
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Old 01-15-2020, 12:37 PM   #10
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