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Old 01-13-2020, 04:29 PM   #1
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Gwyneth Paltrow is letting fans get up close and personal in a very unexpected way with her new This Smells Like My Vagina candle.

Do we want to know who’s been buying it? Probably not. Retailing for $75 (£57) on the website for the actress’s lifestyle brand Goop, the candle literally does what it says on the tin, with the scent being described as ‘funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected.’

Because what’s better than a ‘funny’ scent? Describing how on earth the candle came to be, the description on the site reads: ‘This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP—the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina”—but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/11/gwyne...ions-12040757/
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Old 01-13-2020, 04:38 PM   #2
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If she brings one out that smells like her turds, I'll get a crate of them....
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Old 01-14-2020, 05:07 AM   #3
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I think I read somewhere that she stinks. She one of them no deodorant types. Can't imagine what that box smells like. I pass.
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hopefully, it's not going to be a new trend
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Great - that just ruined my family campfire sing-a-longs

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Well, at least there's more of it - Better percentage chance you see....

52% of the world have a vagina, but 100% of the world go poo. & I like poo
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Pussy tends to have a certain degree of odour (especially when you bury your head on it) . . . perhaps this is news to some.
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Gwyneth looks like the kind of chick that would hold you down and grind her pussy on your face... just sayin...
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I just LOVE that !

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I may buy one for notinmybavkyard. I think he would enjoy it.
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I hear she is bringing out an ice cream that tastes like her pussy! Should be a winner ?
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