Do you need toilet paper in the usa? - GoFuckYourself.com

abshard · 03-23-2020, 08:03 PM

If you don't want to wait in line for hours when a store opens and hope to get some toilet paper.

I was able to order a 45 pack from samsclub.com, delivery fee was about $2. Estimated delivery April 2nd.

The only catch is they seem to add a limited supply around 5:30-6:00am pst daily to their website. It usually lasts 20min or so.

Yesterday I added it to my cart but waited too long to decide to actually buy it, but this morning I added it and then bought it and order was confirmed.

MaDalton · 03-23-2020, 08:22 PM

just a punk · 03-23-2020, 09:45 PM

Why guys you don't use a toilet shower? A little hose and soap to wash off your ass. It costs nothing.

just a punk · 03-24-2020, 05:35 AM

Ah toilet paper isn't cool anymore. Here in Russia people buy rifle rounds and baseball bats. For real. https://www.rbc.ru/business/24/03/20...794723ac13e027

CaptainHowdy · 03-24-2020, 05:39 AM

EddyTheDog · 03-24-2020, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You cant wash your ass in the holiday underwear cleaning machine - That's gross...

abshard · 03-24-2020, 06:21 AM

It's in stock now but probably for a very short time.

pimpmaster9000 · 03-24-2020, 07:13 AM

you must eat sufficient fiber to have firm shits so it does not stick to your ass...if you are not pinching massive loafs you need more fiber...

EddyTheDog · 03-24-2020, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

you must eat sufficient fiber to have firm shits so it does not stick to your ass...if you are not pinching massive loafs you need more fiber...

We need a fact check - CS!..

Rochard · 03-24-2020, 08:52 AM

I'm good. I saw this shit coming in advance and stocked up on everything.... Right about the time China built that special hospital - that's when I said "oh shit we are fucked".

CurrentlySober · 03-24-2020, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

But isn't that the drinking fountain that other people have in their bathrooms for me to use?

BlueBookJosh · 03-24-2020, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

But isn't that the drinking fountain that other people have in their bathrooms for me to use?

LOL

InfoGuy · 03-24-2020, 03:31 PM

~Evilin~ · 03-24-2020, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Why guys you don't use a toilet shower? A little hose and soap to wash off your ass. It costs nothing.

03-23-2020, 08:03 PM	#1
abshard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 6,261	Do you need toilet paper in the usa? If you don't want to wait in line for hours when a store opens and hope to get some toilet paper. I was able to order a 45 pack from samsclub.com, delivery fee was about $2. Estimated delivery April 2nd. The only catch is they seem to add a limited supply around 5:30-6:00am pst daily to their website. It usually lasts 20min or so. Yesterday I added it to my cart but waited too long to decide to actually buy it, but this morning I added it and then bought it and order was confirmed.

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abshard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 6,261	It's in stock now but probably for a very short time.

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