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Klen · 07-10-2020, 01:21 AM

I wanted to verify one crypto wallet/trading system but KYC requirement is a bit too strange :

We'll ask you to film yourself performing 2 simple actions
One will involve speaking out loud

Since i cant speak loud had no choice but request to have account closed

Or maybe i should make a porn video which does have a lot of loud action and send them that

Anyone else encountered silly requirements which goes beyond average stuff like ID and selfie ?

Brit in Cambodia · 07-10-2020, 04:19 AM

Just explain that you're a mute and this goes against said countries disability act.

That puts them in a legal pickle!

CurrentlySober · 07-10-2020, 05:20 AM

Reminds me of a T&Cs I saw back in the day in one the little scrolling box they used to have on the old enter / exit pages of websites.

Part of it said that you had to film and upload a short video of yourself, stood at your mothers grave, swearing on a stack of bibles that you are indeed an adult and able to enter an adult site!

adultchatpay · 07-10-2020, 07:57 PM

These KYC verification are getting ridiculous.

CaptainHowdy · 07-13-2020, 12:30 PM

Financial requirements always makes me want to go full Bashō . . .

gorillaz_ · 07-13-2020, 12:37 PM

this bitstamp requirement or something similar

Klen · 07-13-2020, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorillaz_

this bitstamp requirement or something similar

Bitpanda

INever · 07-14-2020, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay

These KYC verification are getting ridiculous.

If its not anon what is the point of crypto then?

$5 submissions · 08-01-2020, 01:21 AM

Talk about a creepy KYC requirement

Skynet in 5.4.3.2........

jscott · 08-01-2020, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by INever

If its not anon what is the point of crypto then?

Acquiring & using Monero (XMR) is anon. Every transaction on the XMR blockchain is private by default.

As for whats the point of crypto, I can list a few reasons:

hedge against every falling/failing fiat currency
fast & cheap payments
Bitcoin most secure network on the planet
If you hold your keys, you OWN your asset (unlike your money in bank, they own it and you use under their limits & terms)

list can go on and on, but there's a few

07-10-2020, 01:21 AM	#1
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	KYC requirement for the win I wanted to verify one crypto wallet/trading system but KYC requirement is a bit too strange : We'll ask you to film yourself performing 2 simple actions One will involve speaking out loud Since i cant speak loud had no choice but request to have account closed Or maybe i should make a porn video which does have a lot of loud action and send them that Anyone else encountered silly requirements which goes beyond average stuff like ID and selfie ?

07-10-2020, 05:20 AM	#3
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,509	Reminds me of a T&Cs I saw back in the day in one the little scrolling box they used to have on the old enter / exit pages of websites. Part of it said that you had to film and upload a short video of yourself, stood at your mothers grave, swearing on a stack of bibles that you are indeed an adult and able to enter an adult site! __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

07-13-2020, 12:30 PM	#5
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08-01-2020, 01:21 AM	#9
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Talk about a creepy KYC requirement Skynet in 5.4.3.2........ __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

07-10-2020, 04:19 AM	#2
Brit in Cambodia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2019 Posts: 117	Just explain that you're a mute and this goes against said countries disability act. That puts them in a legal pickle!

07-10-2020, 07:57 PM	#4
adultchatpay Let's Make Money Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,784	These KYC verification are getting ridiculous.

07-13-2020, 12:37 PM	#6
gorillaz_ Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 361	this bitstamp requirement or something similar