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Old 08-13-2020, 08:52 AM   #1
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:mad Shocked and disturbed !



I was out and about today, wearing my facemask as decreed by the government. In order to show my support for the NHS I had a rainbow coloured facemask on, similar to the one in this photo.

I noticed a man kept winking at me, and he followed into the toilets, came up behind me and put his willy up my bottom!

As you can imagine, this annoyed me because not only did he not ask first, but he dislodged some of the poo, that Iv been storing in my pants for safe keeping !

Apparently a rainbow mask means you are gay, and not that you support the NHS !!! Well I guess I must have missed that memo...







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Old 08-13-2020, 10:11 AM   #2
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What is NHS?

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handsome?
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Old 08-13-2020, 12:19 PM   #3
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Normal rainbow is well know sign for gays, i do not know what is nhs.
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Old 08-13-2020, 12:35 PM   #4
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National Healthcare System. Taxpayer paid health workers.
Instead of doctors and nurses getting paid well, people just say thank you and come up with creative ways of thanking them.

Like when your boss tries to get more work out of you and buys a 5 dollar pizza and calls it a pizza party.
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Old 08-13-2020, 09:47 PM   #5
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I hate when that happens.
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Old 08-14-2020, 04:01 AM   #6
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National Healthcare System. Taxpayer paid health workers.
Instead of doctors and nurses getting paid well, people just say thank you and come up with creative ways of thanking them.

Like when your boss tries to get more work out of you and buys a 5 dollar pizza and calls it a pizza party.
Yup, almost. Our healthcare system is basically a volunteer system. No one actually gets paid, but we all just do it for a bit of a laugh really.

You choose what you fancy doing - Nursing - Doctor - Surgeon etc, and just put your name down and in a few days they let you have a go.

I chose surgeon when it was my turn, and ended up performing a triple heart bypass surgery on an elderly lady.

Unfortunately she didn't survive, but she was old anyway, so I don't really beat myself up about it that much. Between you and me, I followed the steps perfectly, and I believe the fault was with the youtube video I used as a step by step guide...

Still... What yah gonna do eh?
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